There’s finally a way to wrap your Strava activities – but you get roasted in the process

Strava is a painful place to be at the best of times, known affectionately as the sportier, somehow braggier cousin of LinkedIn. Some people thrive off it – to a point where Kudos are more appealing than hot dinners.

If you’re looking for a way to become even more insufferable with your Christmas annual leave, there’s a new way to find out your Strava wrapped – but it comes at a price. Not only does the feature eat all your data and spits it out in an impressive summary, but it also heavily roasts you in the process.

Forget Spotify Wrapped, this is a niche experience that only us athletes get to enjoy and remind ourselves how much better we are than everyone else. Be warned, it sees all and will definitely call you out if the only activities you log are walks to and from Tesco Express for pasta sauce.

Here’s how to get your Strava Wrapped, with a little roast too

1. Go to Roast My Strava
2. Enter your email
3. Once connected, the site will analyse your Strava data (runs, rides, etc)
4. Enjoy your roast and try not to cry about it (you deserve it)

Created by Jason Kuperberg, who noticed people had begun using AI like ChatGPT to roast their Instagram, the roast makes use of the “years of data” Strava gathers and turns it into something fun.

Jason explained: “A good roast requires insider knowledge. It has to speak the language. Runners and cyclists have their own language. Strava has a log of it all. Years of data, just sitting there behind an API. It was almost too obvious… just connect your account and let the roast write itself.”

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In the back of his parents car during a road trip, Roast My Strava was born and has since been used by over 50,000 users.

The roast is pretty accurate, so only partake if you’re comfortable hearing some hard truths. Nothing is safe – it gives you an opinion about your profile picture. After you can literally get everything wrapped now, including your Tesco shopping habits (nobody wants to see how much they’ve spent on cheese in a year), it’s worth the insults to see your literal blood, sweat and tears be summarised in a nifty little box. And I know you also care, or the Strava tax literally wouldn’t exist.

Featured image via Strava