We asked guys on Tinder to tell us why they love Penn State girls

Spoiler alert: we’re freaking awesome

This Smeal professor trolled her students with an April Fools e-mail

No one is safe from the trickery

Penn State bars will be open til 4am for an all-night party

This will be a party you won’t forget

Beta Theta Pi permanently banned from campus and harsh new restrictions placed on Greek life

Only licensed bartenders will be allowed at socials and only beer and wine may be served

Not even Italy’s first female soccer coach is immune from sexist interview questions

Her nickname is literally “The Scorpion” and she’s still treated like a weakling

Petition started to ban animals performances after elephant was brought to the Hub lawn for entertainment

‘She was poked and pulled with sharp bullhooks to move her closer to spectators’

Alt-right group posts ‘Let’s Become Great Again’ and other pro-white fliers across PSU campus

#ProjectSiege is taking over college campuses across the U.S.

I was scared to come out as bi because people might think I wasn’t ‘gay enough’

I’m not experimenting, and I’m not ‘just a lesbian’

Penn State is ranked as one of the most sexually active college campuses

Is anyone surprised?

Penn State What’s Better: State Patty’s or St.Patty’s?

Saint Patty’s Day honors the saint, State Patty’s day honors the shot

Maybe Penn State isn’t in the real March Madness, but we have something better

The Creamery is holding a flavor bracket, and this is so much better than #sports

We asked CATA whether or not you actually get free tuition if you get hit by the bus

Let’s put this to rest

The most savage Penn State related Urban Dictionary definitions

‘It’s home to about 40,000 students, who really have no direction in life’…we beg to differ

Collegiate a capella is nothing like Pitch Perfect, so stop asking

For starters, we don’t say ‘aca’ before every sentence

Every type of stereotypical Spring Break pose you’ll scroll past on Instagram today

Did you go to PV? We couldn’t tell…

Everything you could buy with the money you’ll spend at 55 Days of Café

More like say goodbye to your bank account in 55 days

A third of students spend loan money on Spring Break and we’re not surprised or sorry about it

No shit, Sherlock – school is stressful and life isn’t free

Here’s definitive proof that every girl at Penn State dresses exactly the same

Nothing says Penn State more than an oversized tshirt worn as a dress