Collegiate a capella is nothing like Pitch Perfect, so stop asking

For starters, we don’t say ‘aca’ before every sentence

Classes are cancelled and in other news Penn State students literally don’t know how to react

What’s a snow day?

Every type of stereotypical Spring Break pose you’ll scroll past on Instagram today

Did you go to PV? We couldn’t tell…

Everything you could buy with the money you’ll spend at 55 Days of Café

More like say goodbye to your bank account in 55 days

A third of students spend loan money on Spring Break and we’re not surprised or sorry about it

No shit, Sherlock – school is stressful and life isn’t free

Here’s definitive proof that every girl at Penn State dresses exactly the same

Nothing says Penn State more than an oversized tshirt worn as a dress

Things at Penn State I trust more than the Secretary of Education

In comparison, LionPath is really reliable

Penn State ranked fourth best school for Mineral & Mining Engineering

We’re also ranked seventh best for Hospitality and Leisure Management, and as always our Engineering programs are among the very best

Flavor Flav cheered on Penn State at the B1G Ten Tournament last night

His cousin, Shep Garner, is the point guard

This girl who wrote Champs an apology letter for being a drunk mess and getting kicked out is all of us

Nothing a heartfelt, color-coded apology can’t fix

Penn State students are more likely to earn some serious money later in life

Can’t wait to come back when we’re 30 and ball out at PHH

The cost of missing class in terms of things we’d rather have

It’s basically a lifetime’s supply of drunk Canyon

The ultimate game of Penn State Would You Rather

Choose carefully

We asked freshmen the most important thing they’ve learned since coming to Penn State

Hint: Do not bring a Coach satchel to a frat

Movin’ On announces lineup and let’s just say Nelly isn’t the headliner

You can’t win ’em all

QUIZ: How Greek are you?

Do you know the average walk time from frat row back to South by heart?

Here are the best looks from State Patty’s weekend 2017

When an XL t-shirt becomes a wardrobe staple

A timeline of everything that actually happened this State Patty’s Day weekend

Nothing like car bombs, green beer and poop on a man’s car to celebrate Penn State’s favorite holiday

Penn State Women’s Gymnastics team coach fired amidst allegations of emotional abuse

This isn’t the first we’ve heard of bullying rumors

Former Penn State basketball player is the newest Chewbacca in Star Wars

Practicing our Wookiee call