His unconscious state is likely due to drinking at Delta Tau Delta

‘I had two clarinet players from the band in there’

‘Men are trash in general, but the trashiest men can be found in this industry’

‘I went to the ER so someone could pull it out’

But spoiler alert: most of them aren’t

Kiplinger’s new ranking tells us exactly what we already know

Spoiler alert: we’re freaking awesome

Only licensed bartenders will be allowed at socials and only beer and wine may be served

We’re also ranked seventh best for Hospitality and Leisure Management, and as always our Engineering programs are among the very best

Can’t wait to come back when we’re 30 and ball out at PHH

It’s basically a lifetime’s supply of drunk Canyon

Choose carefully

Does this count as assigned reading?

Who wouldn’t want to be on stage with Nelly?

‘I forgot the part where Jesus said ‘Give me your poor, but not the Muslims”

Show us your drunk grandma, not your food