Tim Piazza was given 18 drinks in just over an hour
His unconscious state is likely due to drinking at Delta Tau Delta
‘I had two clarinet players from the band in there’
‘Men are trash in general, but the trashiest men can be found in this industry’
‘I went to the ER so someone could pull it out’
‘I went to the ER so someone could pull it out’
But spoiler alert: most of them aren’t
Kiplinger’s new ranking tells us exactly what we already know
Spoiler alert: we’re freaking awesome
Only licensed bartenders will be allowed at socials and only beer and wine may be served
No shit, Sherlock – school is stressful and life isn’t free
We’re also ranked seventh best for Hospitality and Leisure Management, and as always our Engineering programs are among the very best
It’s basically a lifetime’s supply of drunk Canyon
This isn’t the first we’ve heard of bullying rumors
Who wouldn’t want to be on stage with Nelly?
‘I forgot the part where Jesus said ‘Give me your poor, but not the Muslims”
Show us your drunk grandma, not your food
Plus, fashion tips for uncuffable women
Annabelle Schmitt 
Annabelle Schmitt 
