I tried chatting up guys on Tinder using only Disney quotes
‘Wanna pollinate with a real bug?’
Monica GreenAh Disney, the people who taught us all about the realistic expectations of romance, relationships and a woman's place in the world. Well, not really, but if you're looking to confuse, or woo the native Tinder boy in his search for affection, Disney quotes have proven to be quite useful.
Upon doing this experiment I realised many Disney quotes are actually entirely non PG and a lot of my childhood was ruined upon reading articles such as "30 (Kinda Dirty) Quotes You Won't Believe Are From Disney Movies". However, these quotes did not disappoint in the world of Tinder, and the innuendos were heaven for your average Tinder fuckboy.
So here are a few of the highlights, feel free to take tips and use any of these quotes in your own pursuits, because when you wish upon a star, anything your heart desires will come to you…
Finally, Disney is tearing down gender stereotypes
Kind of want to give this guy a hug? And also a well done for practicality and persistence.
Whatever could he mean by these symbols? Oh and yes, that is a direct quote from Tangled.
Disney fan?
Confidence is key lads
Concerned about that babe?
Someones keen, unsure I want to see him to go diving tho…
Points for creativity i suppose? And yes, that is an actual Disney quote…
Well that was a rollercoaster of emotions
Hercules works like a charm apparently, smashed it.
Didn't know A Bug's Life was a fetish?
So there you have it, it seems quoting Disney on Tinder will either get you an unsurprisingly crude comment or some free drinks and a date. Either way, it's probably worth a try, if at least for the laughs.
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