Pompous, pretentious and utterly unbearable
He said: ‘Don’t all english girls wear short skirts?’
It was a matter of national security
Watch out BNOCs, there’s a new name on the rise
Clearly they haven’t heard any of my jokes
So why do we find them so interesting?
The dog’s not a mortar-border collie, he’s a cocker spaniel
‘I’ve been out in hail, fog and snow’
‘The first thing I bought was a gourmet burger from the JMCC bar in Pollock Halls’
‘People have said if I get £1000 I should see if I can stay in Hive overnight but I think that’s illegal’
John Warrender
Ethan Ennals
Suraj Thakrar
Joshua Zitser
Laura Williamson
Vicente Ochoa
Lucas Gregory
Ed Campbell
Harry Shukman
Finn Paul
Yas Rana