How to kill animals with your tweed-wearing mates
Pass the merlot, Cressida.
Pompous, pretentious and utterly unbearable
He said: ‘Don’t all english girls wear short skirts?’
It was a matter of national security
What are those?
Watch out BNOCs, there’s a new name on the rise
Clearly they haven’t heard any of my jokes
Jump in the air even if you got three Ds
So why do we find them so interesting?
The Icon Awards have since apologised
The dog’s not a mortar-border collie, he’s a cocker spaniel
Bumper dads special
This is definitive
‘I’ve been out in hail, fog and snow’
She’s turning 18 in 2nd year
‘The first thing I bought was a gourmet burger from the JMCC bar in Pollock Halls’
Thank you very much for a lovely game of fives
We were the second city of the Empire, bitch