Why you should (really) learn a language

Meet the local team

Hiding from the law

Idk even know what I’m doing any more

Being sexually experimented on sucks

Cambridge is a time to explore – but don’t be a dick about it

Tab Guide to making small talk with your hairdresser

HARRIET HALL gives sage advice about surviving your trip for a trim.

Tabony Aunt: Valentine’s Day edition

THE TAB hears all of your relationship woes and gives helpful advice

Confessions of a Costume Designer

EMMA HOLLOWS tells us what it’s like being backstage and dealing with the cast’s dirty laundry.

Review: S.C.O.F.F.! – The Comeback Tour

WILL POPPLEWELL and ZAK GHAZI-TORBATI are impressed with a comedy that will only grow stronger as the run progresses.

Review: Hear Hear

Just wow

The party’s over: John’s pisses on CUSU’s reading week parade

CUSU left out in the cold as John’s unites to shun reading week plan

Half Way Hall: Half full or half empty?

It’s a mid-everything-kind-of-crisis-but-not-really

Which subject is sexiest?

Valentine’s Day. Students. Sex. Cliche.