Steve Harrington from Stranger Things is a walking thirst trap and these tweets prove it

Babysitting at six, battling bats shirtless at nine

2 years ago

It is a rule that there are some things in life that divide people, such as the existence of marmite. However, Steve Harrington is the exception to this rule and I think we can all agree that we all either want to be him, want to know him, or want to date him.

Steve Harrington and his hair have had the two best character arcs in the show and he is now a certified heartthrob, hair model, and proud mother of four.

I’m obsessed, Twitter is obsessed, and so are you. So whilst we all wait impatiently for volume two here are 23 tweets to tide you over until we can see Steve on our screens once more.

1. A modern masterpiece

ok why nobody talk abt how steve harrington killed the bat with his bare hands with no shoes and no tshirt bcs damn #StrangerThings4 #StrangerThings pic.twitter.com/N1DXK5xkW3

— flore (@novemberhue) May 27, 2022

2. Same sis honestly

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max looking at shirtless steve harrington through binoculars…she was so real for that

— el☀️ (@sheerheartsclub) May 27, 2022

3. I’m actually speechless rn, give me a minute

this photo is actually god tier. the lighting? the hair? steve harrington in all his glory? GOD pic.twitter.com/bdNYRHGk47

— mj! (@retrodjo) May 30, 2022

4. Well, I’m free all week so…

steve harrington if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free.

— m (@mrsifaith) May 31, 2022

5. Protect this man at all costs

steve harrington our lesbian protector 🫶🏻 #StrangerThings4 pic.twitter.com/LR8WWFhivc

— ilary st4 (@strngvinyl) May 28, 2022

6. He needs to drop his routine

im so fucking in love with steve harrington's hair

— chlo (@chloelaulaulauu) June 3, 2022

7. Every time he breathes I forget to breathe

*me anytime steve harrington breathes*#StrangerThings pic.twitter.com/3jYPGuQhOS

— AMBER (@ambern94_) June 3, 2022

8. Coffee and Steve Harrington, two of the most popular things on the planet

not even 12 o clock and i've had two iced coffees i love energy and steve harrington god i love him

— mol (@vhsghosts) June 3, 2022

9. Everyone take notes

Steve is actually the best male character in the entire stranger things franchise. The way he protects everyone and keeps their secrets. A good man truly

— jenni benny (@thinkingyoongi) June 1, 2022

10. Steve Harrington has major Harry Headbanger energy

Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley in Stranger Things s11 🚀 pic.twitter.com/f0AWtsdDTm

— ᴏʀɪᴏɴᴇ | 🪐 (@Acromatopsia_) June 3, 2022

11. Oh to be a pringle

no thoughts, just steve harrington and his pringles #strangerthings pic.twitter.com/ji0XR58HfT

— keedy ﹆ stranger things era (@alltoobernthal) May 30, 2022

12. It’s an impossibility

the most unrealistic thing about stranger things is the fact that steve harrington is struggling to find a girlfriend

— lucy🧇 (@ntltcluccy) May 27, 2022

13. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

if the girls in Hawkins won’t date Steve Harrington then I WILL #StrangerThings pic.twitter.com/0BsYsL7VbE

— dalazia 🤍 (@_laziaacv) June 1, 2022

14. I’ve never felt so seen

bisexuality means watching stranger things and having a huge crush on both robin buckley and steve harrington

— liz 🙂 (@picturesofbrae) May 31, 2022

15. His hair has had the best character arc

I watch #StrangerThings for the plot, and by plot I mean Steve Harrington’s hair journey pic.twitter.com/tMsDEFjhjb

— My Bloody Judy (@MyBloodyJudy) May 31, 2022

16. Shoutout to those who feel like they’ve watched Stranger Things via Twitter, Facebook and TikTok

I have never seen an episode of stranger things but my fyp has taught me that Steve is the one for me

— Kenzie (@kenziewienke) June 2, 2022

17. He speaks for us all

#StrangerThings kinda Spoiler
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steve harrington in the car: pic.twitter.com/u1XYDCeHME

— °ysa T BDAY BASH (@sunnystarkey) May 27, 2022

18. Him and his hair of course

is there an award for best character development? Because Steve from stranger things HAS to win

— 🦊 (@_aammn) June 1, 2022

19. I’m begging

STEVE LISTEN TO ME MAN#StrangerThings4 #StrangerThings pic.twitter.com/JymUfQDAkd

— elle 📚 | ✨crowtastic✨ (@elleinthenet) May 27, 2022

20. World chaos would ensue

if steve dies. in stranger things. you will Never hear from me again. i will delete all social media. i will transcend into heavens higher than our dimension allows it. I will go absolutely feral.

— katelyn (@unuskurtis) May 26, 2022

21. This man is like a renaissance painting

Steve harrington my beloved pic.twitter.com/TofGmfnnTy

— Nick🕰️| st⁴ (@fearfavs) June 1, 2022

22. It’s a full time job being a mother to so many kids

steve harrington every time he sees a kid in trouble pic.twitter.com/vnlha3xZev

— ً (@darcyslizzy) June 2, 2022

23. White boy of the decade

Every season of #strangerthings is just Joe Keery reclaiming his spot as white boy of the month pic.twitter.com/bEwc73D5Eq

— Steve Harrington's whore👑🤚🏾😍 (@apocalipstickzz) May 30, 2022

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