Ranked: Emily Cooper’s worst season two outfits, from awful to my eyes are burning

She says she’s high fashion, but Emily Cooper’s fashion sense is awful. She proved it was bad in season one, but the outfits in season two of Emily in Paris really are something else.

She’s taken her love of every single pattern under the sun to the next level, and it looks as though someone has vomited on some of the things she choses to wear. I’m also not entirely sure why she keeps wearing gloves with everything? So here’s a ranking of the worst outfits Emily Cooper wore in season two of Emily in Paris on Netflix. It starts with the bad, and gets progressively more and more god damn awful. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not take any responsibility for feelings of nausea and discomfort or eye burning sensations from this article. 

20. Not awful, but this outfit needs to grow up

This one isn’t too bad, because at least here Emily has stuck to one colour palette and hasn’t vomited four different patterns up herself. But I’m getting huge 2008 vibes from this top. In her credit, she rightly so let Alfie rip this top to shreds in the bedroom later, which was for the best.

19. When you try and hide from your colleagues that you’re going to a festival later

I let her off a bit with this one, because I actually think this blazer is really nice. It’s just the random printed two-piece underneath which is questionable. Office at 12, festival at 5?

18. The birthday ‘fit

Emily doesn’t look too bad here, but the bow is a bit much. I think this outfit just looks a lot worse because she’s next to Mindy, who never, ever, ever misses the mark.

17. I remember my first jingly jangly top, too

Why does Emily insist on constantly dressing like an 8-year-old girl on the family holiday to Spain, I beg? I can hear her shirt jangling around as she walks and I’m annoyed just at the thought of it.

16. This one boils down to a dress that simply just isn’t very nice

She’s clearly been watching too many of the mime acts on the streets of Paris. It’s fine, we’ll move on.

15. A lil bit chic

Hear me out here, but I’m letting our girl off a bit here because I think this one had potential. The blazer could potentially be nice and the jumper is a bit of a vibe, it’s just all the unnecessary layering and how nothing actually belongs together that ruins it, like a lot. Ignoring the pearl necklace, too.

14. A lot to take in

There’s just a lot with the patterns here, and check the jacket on the bench – that is adding even more. And yes, I think that thing on the left is her handbag. Another interesting ensemble, is that top netted?

13. She’s serving sad girl round the house

This outfit just looks to me like when you chuck on a load of knitted clothes to be comfy and warm around your flat because you can’t afford to put the heating on again and you want to curl up and watch a chic flick. I’m sure that’s not what Emily intended, though.

12. Is Emily heading to prom?!

I’m very much getting year six leavers’ prom here. Lace and tartan? We’ve seen it all.

11. Noughties girl meets Mona Lisa

WHAT IN THE EARLY NOUGHTIES FRESH HELL IS THIS JACKET PLEASE? Did Emily purchase this from Tammy Girl? And can we please take a moment to appreciate that she paired it with a tote bag with the Mona Lisa on.

I’ve had enough.

10. The skirt is giving me… heat map

Did she get ready in the dark this morning? Firstly polo shirts are a no, especially when it’s got that pattern on it. And teamed with a skirt that looks like a heat map? Questionable would be a compliment to this monstrosity. I’d also really like to sit down with Emily Cooper and ask her where he love for bold tones of green came from. Seriously.

9. Texture, darling, texture

There is just so much texture going on here I can’t get my head around it. Sequins, gemstones, metallic. Wow! All in one outfit! Okay! I get it’s dark but you don’t need to literally be a reflective surface, Emily.

8. When Emily Cooper became a 1950s housewife for a hot second

I’m sorry but who does Emily think she is right now? Drop the gloves, drop the slightly-off-the-hairline headscarf.

7. GLOVES, WHY?

EMILY STOP TRYING TO MAKE NEON AND GLOVES HAPPEN, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

6. All transparent, everything

It really begs the question of why everything in this outfit is see through. A see through (bright yellow!!) trench, paired with equally as see through (mesh!!!!) hot pink boots. I can’t stop thinking about the fact that if you were really close up with Emily right now you’d be able to see her toes. Plus, her top looks like a map for an 1800s tour of Industrial London.

5. The Emily Cooper 101

This outfit is so Emily Cooper it actually hurts. The mismatch of waaaay too many patterns, throw in some unnecessarily over the top heels, a strange handbag and, of course, a bold print hat. I personally don’t go anywhere without a printed hat.

4. Who thought any of these items together was a good idea?!

It’s these trousers for me. Matched with rhinestones, fur and a bright tartan beret. Wow. Gloves again. Sigh.

3. I will never forgive these shoes

THIS Miss Emily Cooper, is unforgivable. Do you remember that summer when everyone was wearing Gladiator sandals right up to their kneecaps? There’s a reason we don’t talk about that summer anymore, Emily. And I think we can all see the problems with the dress for ourselves.

2. No words really

I’ve tried so hard to work out what’s going on in this one but I’m still at a loss. Brown leather over the knee boots, a printed dress, a HUGE jacket, neon bag, neon gloves AND a box print bucket hat? Emily, who hurt you?

1. Someone arrest Emily, she’s robbed an old people’s home again

Emily, my darling, this outfit is an actual hate crime. It’s done its bit to be crowned the worst of all Emily in Paris season two outfits. Did she rob the local nursing home to find these garms? Don’t even LOOK at those shoes, they’re giving me exam invigilator who taps down the exam hall too loudly. AND EMILY, I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE LITTLE GLOVES.

Season two of Emily in Paris is available on Netflix now. For all the latest Netflix news, drops, quizzes and memes like The Holy Church of Netflix on Facebook. 

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