QUIZ: Which Jessica Lange character from American Horror Story are you really?
‘I’m Fiona Goode – I’m in charge everywhere’
Harrison BrocklehurstHas American Horror Story ever really still been American Horror Story after the departure of its leading lady, industry legend Jessica Lange? Many would argue not. In the first four seasons of American Horror Story, Jessica Lange was a force of nature. An anchor to a horror anthology that had viewers piling in to watch her chew the camp scenery up with her scathing dialogue and formidable screen presence. Sarah Paulson quickly established herself as THEE American Horror Story mainstay icon, only missing out on one of its 10 seasons. But six seasons later, it’s still Jessica Lange’s figurehead characters that are what come to mind for many when they think of Ryan Murphy’s nightmarish anthology. And now, with this handy quiz you can see what Jessica Lange American Horror Story character you are deep down.
Four hugely iconic characters for play here, but destiny will only assign you one that you are most like. Are you the manipulative and calculated wannabe starlet Constance Langdon? The formidable ruler of the asylum with a dark and dirty past like villain-come-hero Sister Jude? The witch bitch supreme that is Fiona Goode, or the faded star energy of Elsa Mars? Take the Jessica Lange American Horror Story character quiz below to find out the TRUTH!
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