Just how sinister are you? Make yourself a sandwich and we’ll tell you right now

Basically, this sandwich-orientated personality test will tell you


We've asked you to pick a meal deal so we can work out how middle class you are, and we've asked you to pick a meal deal so we can tell you what your type is.

One thing we haven't done, is ask you to make your OWN sandwich so we can tell you just how sinister you really are.

From your choice in bread, to your choice in spread. Every single move you willingly make when making yourself a sandwich tells us a little bit of more about who you are and how sinister you may be.

So, it's time to open up and let us know just how much you care about the art of sandwich making.