These 24 truths about British ‘uni culture’ are the funniest thing you’ll read all week

Uni culture is having 3 weeks to do an essay and still starting it a couple hours before the deadline

— YKM (@YKMonney) February 18, 2018

Uni culture is that cheer when the person who said they weren't coming out comes in to the room during prinks with a bottle of vodka ready to go…

— Jack Cullen (@dustydior) February 28, 2018

Uni culture is starting the year off with enough cutlery to open a restaurant and then ending up with 2 spoons and a knife

— Bethany Layland (@bethany_layland) February 9, 2018

Uni culture is arguing about where to eat with your friends for 20 minutes and then ending up getting a Tesco meal deal

— AIMEN (@AimenH_97) February 8, 2018

uni culture is having to pick and choose what dirty laundry to wash because you cant afford to do all of it thanks to circuit’s EXTORTIONATE prices

— Fletch (@sian__fletcher) February 9, 2018

Uni culture is making your pals look at your room after you’ve tidied cause your mum isn’t there

— Sophie (@soooophiebowden) February 7, 2018

Uni culture is talking to someone everyday in lectures for 9 months without knowing their name

— T (@Tab_177) February 28, 2018

uni culture is walking round the library for half an hour trying to find a seat then somehow ending up in the pub instead

— Becky (@becklebean) February 19, 2018

Uni culture is coming over to your friends at 4pm to pick up a charger and still being in their room watching Married At First Sight at 2am

— eliza (@elizat247) February 19, 2018

uni student culture is realizing that half the pages you thought you had left to read is actually the bibliography and yelling "thank god" in relief

— Daft but not Punk (@Zephyroh) February 18, 2018

Uni culture is living in pure poverty but having a MacBook

— chaotic good (@PippaNottingham) February 17, 2018

Uni culture is doing your dishes so that you can complain about other people not doing their dishes

— VzoneWizzleNizzle (@Paper_G0st) February 16, 2018

Uni culture is getting in bed and declaring that you’re going to stay in and save money at 8pm, only to starting pre-drinking at 9pm.

— Jordi x (@xSWEETN3SS) February 16, 2018

uni culture is being too ill to go to lectures in the day and then drugging up on painkillers to go out at night

— yas (@yasminxhamilton) February 15, 2018

Uni culture is submitting extenuating circumstances forms when you know you’re gonna fail your exam

— SS (@shxrrice) February 15, 2018

uni culture is still going out when you need a good sleep because you’re better off getting drunk then passing out than staying in and being woken up by your house mates anyway

— Lilly (@lillyking14) February 13, 2018

Uni culture is calling it a day at the library when the first person in the group project says “i think ill finish this at home”

— ⵣ Salem | ⵙⴰⵍⵎ (@abouzamazem) February 12, 2018

Uni culture is watching an 8 series show start to finish in under 2 weeks but not having enough time to write your diss

— american psycho (@Sazza_Craw) February 8, 2018

Uni culture is living in a student house and running out of toilet roll and waiting to see who cracks first to buy the next lot

— Leah (@leahturner_) February 9, 2018

Uni culture is not seeing someone for day and feeling like you haven’t seen them in 3 months

— Rue (@Rue_sk) February 7, 2018

Uni culture is 100% having your mates back home go “deffo need to do something when you’re home !!” Then not bothering when they know you’re actually there?

— Katie (@katewallacex) February 7, 2018