Claire VanValkenburg
I like drinking tea, writing poetry, wearing fuzzy socks, and window shopping. Basically I am 19 going on 79.

BREAKING: Third accuser in Alec Cook case comes forward

She reported being sexually assaulted in a downtown apartment last year

How to respond to sexist comments

‘The patriarchy looks a little heavy for you, but I’m not going to help you carry it’

At 19 years old I already know I never want kids

Don’t tell me I’ll change my mind

At 19 years old I already know I never want kids

Don’t tell me I’ll change my mind

Wisconsin guys spill about their biggest turn offs

And it’s actually pretty eye-opening

What it’s like being a real-life mermaid

Does anyone want to give me $3,000 for a silicone tail?

The stages of getting drunk for the first time ever

Here’s what happens when you get drunk for the first time

Why college parties are the literal worst

No, it’s not that I don’t like drinking

Garbage truck catches fire in parking lot on University and Lake

Just in time for finals week

Badgers prove to be the creepiest guys ever

‘Girl, lemme roll you up in a pretzel and salt that ass’

Why I’ll have Badger pride till I die

Oh Wisconsin

BREAKING: Infamous UW Campus Turkey breaks window into Science Hall

The campus gobbler made a dramatic re-entrance