Here’s what your favourite Easter egg says about you as a Manchester student

It’s officially the Easter holidays, meaning chocolate eggs are flying off the shop shelves and New Year’s resolutions are flying out the window. Spring deadlines are driving students to stock up with all the chocolate they can find (we can’t get through an Ali G night without them) while they cry over their lit review – but what does your Easter study snack say about you?

Classic Cadbury’s

It’s a popular choice for a popular student. Your social life is thriving and you practically know everyone at 256 by name. The mere whisper of the phrase “student haunt” will send you flying on the 142 to test the place out, but somehow you’re still on top of all your spring deadlines. You’re basically the personification of the phrase “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

Chocolate Orange egg

It’s a classic with some flair thrown in. People who buy these eggs are close enough to the mainstream via the British love for a chocolate orange, but they’re still a little bit chaotic, and love a study side quest. Your friends are one sweet treat trip away from tying you to a chair in John Ryland’s, and you walk through the doors of Yes more than you do the doors of your seminar room.

Twenty all-nighters later, you’ll still manage to bag a first.

Yorkie incredible egg

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Yorkie is another UK classic, but put it in an egg and you’ve basically reached God-tier snacking – even if the price tag is a bit hefty for a student budget. Yorkie buyers know what they like and can’t be led by trends. You’re as loyal to your favourite chocolate bar as you are to your friends, and can be found on any given night doling out relationship advice on the sofa while the girl house plays Hinge on the big TV. Impeccable taste for an effortlessly cool student, who’ll be dancing the night away in Matt and Phred’s in no time.

Kids egg

If you’re buying a Bluey egg you either are a child, have a child, or got to the shop too late and all the Cadbury’s eggs were sold out. Whatever option, you’re basically the most chaotic person in your friend group, and are the friend who always goes missing on a night out, but turns up at the house with stories that will keep the group chat entertained for months. Last minute is where you thrive, and the submission time stamps on all your deadlines can prove it.

M&S Custard Cream egg

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You own both an air fryer and a NutriBullet, and rock up to Whitworth in a pair of Tom’s Trunks and a skinny scarf – we don’t make the rules, your budget does.

Creme eggs

We’re sending our most supportive thoughts to the creme egg buying students out there, because if you’re relying on these over full Easter eggs to get you through deadlines, you’re clearly going through it. One piece of chocolate just isn’t enough, you need twenty multi-packs to survive your coursework deadline.