Sorry in advance: Here are all the unhinged pics and clips of Beavo’s mum on OnlyFans

2026 is fast approaching, but we’ve got time for one last jarring OnlyFans story: Beavo’s mum and her foray into the x-rated world of OnlyFans.

Beavo has long been associated with OnlyFans, in part due to his x-rated video with Bonnie Blue. The two had a friendship even before that, but they haven’t spent much time together since. It might have something to do with both of them rating one another seven out of ten.

At the end of November, Beavo’s mum, Rita Alson, signed up to OnlyFans with full support from her dinnah-loving son. She’s been working on there nonstop ever since, even creating a TikTok and an Instagram with an infamous “link in bio.”

“My mum’s smashed it on OF, though,” Beavo said this week, revealing that she’d banked a whopping £4k. “Mum’s making bank.”

While I can’t give you a look inside the $11 spicy page, which currently has 21 posts, Rita has been marketing the hell out of it. Here are the pics and videos, and again, I’m very sorry.

She said she made ‘loads’ of money

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In this video, which seemed to be Beavo and his mum’s weekly meetup, Rita said that she’d made “loads” of money on OnlyFans.

“Big up to the mother, big up to being a rich b*tch,” Beavo said as his mum winked at the camera.

She’s got a boyfriend now

@ritaalsonuk

What can I say 😊 #fyp #simplesimon #beavosmum #viralvideos #beavo

♬ original sound – Simple Simon

Rita is supposedly dating Simple Simon, another TikTok influencer. They’ve posted quite a bit together, and each video is more jarring than the last.

She did a sensual video… with wrapping paper??

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Popping out to the car to get some wrapping paper, Rita put on her best sensual voice as she explained her very mundane evening. Jarring does not begin to describe it – am I missing an innuendo?

She’s also got TikTok now

@rita.alson

♬ Hustlin’ – Rick Ross

Success on OnlyFans all boils down to a good marketing strategy, so Beavo’s mum has also got a TikTok. It’s very mum core, but that’s not massively surprising.

She also has a Twitter now, but I outright refuse to click on that.

There are just some things you shouldn’t do with your son

@beavo

Mum making all the money #beavo @Rita Alson

♬ original sound – BEAVO

I get Rita creating an OnlyFans, after all, she’s only human, but the concept of her biological son using his platform to promote it is another thing entirely.

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Featured image credit: Rita Alson/Instagram