‘Sweet like scallops’: Inside the wild conspiracy the rich are eating mermaids at dinner parties

I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next criminally online person, but after falling down a Reddit and TikTok rabbit hole, I’m now a complete believer in rich people hosting mermaid dinner parties.

It’s hard to track exactly where the conspiracy theory started, but according to TikToker @zakthemarketer it was birthed after footage was uploaded to the dark web of what appeared to be people hunting mermaids. From here, people questioned what the purpose would be and others have since dished on the exclusive dinner parties of Hollywood’s elite.

Now bear with me here because this story is as sketchy as it is weird.

Hollywood elites and government officials are eating mermaids at dinner parties now?

After countless in-depth recollections on Reddit and strange grainy footage across TikTok, someone who attended one of the mermaid dinner parties allegedly spoke to TikToker Tiffiany Heggen about their experience. The attendee’s phones were removed, they were forced to sign NDAs, and then they were ushered into a dining room with a five-foot silver platter as the centrepiece. A mermaid was allegedly under it.

There are similar stories on Reddit where someone claiming to be a fisherman recalled his experiences of hunting mermaids for elite dinner parties.

“Some eccentric rich folks, looking for something rare. We get one hell of a bonus when that tanks full,” they penned in a lengthy story.

So who attends these alleged dinner parties? According to TikTok GlamHam, the mermaid dinner parties are frequented by huge Hollywood A-listers, notable politicians, military officials, and business tycoons.

Ever wondered what a mermaid tastes like? Well now you’re gonna know

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In a more recent video, Tiffany revealed even more graphic details and a personal account of one of the parties from a man she named Jonah, you know, like the whale story. Jonah had chased exotic catering experiences for most of his life, enjoying snake venom whisky in Japan, endangered species in Europe, and even a meal cooked on lava in Iceland. Naturally, he just had to chow down on Ariel.

After paying a stonking $50k for the ticket, Jonah was picked up by a black limo the following day and shuttled to the exclusive event. The unnamed host was in a white suit and matching masquerade mask as he introduced the “delicacies” lost to the modern world.

Reading the email, Tiffany repeated Jonah’s view at the time: “Their torsos were eerily human, slender arms, delicate collar bones, pale faces frozen in serene stillness. From the waist down their bodies shimmered with blue-green scales ending in powerful tails.”

A server provided Jonah with a filet of the “rich marbled meat” that was in a golden broth and with herbs he’d never heard of.

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“The flavour was exquisite, unlike anything he’d ever known, sweet like scallops, rich like wagyu and with a depth of umami that seemed to awaken something deep in his senses,” she continued to relay. “It’s as if he was tasting the ocean itself, and not just its bounty, but its soul.”

Then the experience gets even stranger because Jonah reportedly had a transformative experience as he felt a “vibrational hum” in his bones and blood. The other guests had closed their eyes and Jonah himself had “visions of deep blue waters” and memories of life in the ocean.

So there you have it folks, I hope your lives have been enriched by the knowledge that someone is currently chowing on a mythological animal.

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