Stoplights are never in my favor

Before the Newark winter sets in

Petition to bring back themes

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It took Republicans fearing for their wives and daughters for them to turn on Trump

‘Your butt looks really toned in those pants’

‘If you don’t have your second amendment right, you don’t have your first’

Who’s got your vote

The only thing we’re laughing at is your stupid questions

‘On our way to Wilmington’

‘I don’t want to marry someone if I don’t have a job first’

It’s time we acknowledge the plus-size majority

‘Oh crap, what have I done?’