The best of the Oxford offer holders groups returns
The offer holders are back, and they’re less funny than ever
Following the success of our first foray into the fascinating freshers forum that is the Oxford Offer Holders Facebook Group, we couldnt resist another look at those set to join in October.
The future still looks bleak.
Us too #Blastin’
Risqué
“I did not inhale”
Steady on lads, wouldn’t want to start a turf war!
Neither can we……….
Someone initiate this bloke into the Banter Squadron ASAP
Romance isn’t dead
Ahhhhhhh! – we hate you.
Interrailing? More like inter-nailing! Amiright?!
An excellent ice-breaker at tutor’s drinks.
We’re guessing this poor man’s appendage is pathetically under-qualified for any ‘penis’ related activity.
Well, just make sure you get a bloody good bike lock mate.
Stereotypical views of the upper-class aristocracy at Oxford University!? Whatever next!?
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
Emily SmithHe sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
A professor at the University of Oxford has told students to use ChatGPT for essays
The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’
Oxford students forced to sleep in queues for over 24 hours to sign uni accommodation
‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
All the Oxford on campus filming locations where Emerald Fennell shot Saltburn
Harrison BrocklehurstStudents literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
BBC denies allegations of antisemitism on University Challenge due to octopus mascot and Palestinian flag colours
‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
Oxford student found escort waiting in their room booked by the university
The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
So, some Oxford Colleges actually have a chalet students can visit and it’s big Tory vibes
Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
Katie Hopkins is speaking at the Oxford Union this term and shock, no one wants her
She’s going to be debating… veganism?
Oxford College asks students to sleep on mattresses in shared rooms due to RAAC in halls
Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?
Inside Sara and Lauren’s adorable friendship after meeting on MAFS Australia 2024
Ellie RingBest thing to come out of MAFS tbh
Selling Sunset’s Bre sued for over $12million by previous employees over ‘vulgar behaviour’
Hayley SoenIn the lawsuit she’s been accused of homophobia and threatening violence
From sparkly bows to black spikes: Inside JoJo Siwa’s generation defining life
Mia BladonShe did indeed come back like a Boomerang
From architects to models: All the new partners of the MAFS Australia 2024 cast members
They look so much happier!
Explaining the completely bizarre and violent ending of Love Lies Bleeding
I support lesbian rights AND lesbian wrongs!
The MAFS Australia 2024 cast members who are still beefing, even now the show is over
They really won’t ever rest
Lawyer reveals the Baby Reindeer scenes Netflix should have cut to keep Martha anonymous
‘What Richard Gadd has done is very high risk’
Ellie reveals shocking axed insults that made her swear at Sara at MAFS Australia reunion
I can see why she lost her cool
Tears and walk outs: All the dramatic scenes cut from the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion
We were robbed of SO much chaos
Six months after the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion, have Jack and Tori said ‘I love you’ yet?
The all important question
Inside the controversial Serena Williams tennis match that inspired the film Challengers
‘What if you really needed to talk about something? And what if it was something going on beyond tennis?’
Omg, Tim wishes he had quit MAFS Australia 2024 and ‘regrets’ not walking off the show
And thought the show was ‘messed up’
MAFS Australia’s Jack and Tori have ranted about their co-stars on their secret Instagram
‘We honestly couldn’t give a f*ck’
There was massive cast drama surrounding the pronunciation of Sara’s name on MAFS Australia
Tim revealed how it ‘blew out of proportion’
Meet the full glam cast of Buying London, Netflix’s new UK Selling Sunset style show
It’s coming later this month!
‘It’s wrecked my week’: Real life Martha ‘targeted by cult’ following Baby Reindeer on Netflix
‘They are determined to stalk me the same way I am stalking them’
Tori’s bestie from the MAFS Australia wedding now thinks her and Jack are ‘so compatible’
Changed her tune since she was a bridesmaid I see
Tori declares ‘good riddance’ to rest of MAFS Australia 2024 cast in savage Instagram post
Looks like she won’t be seeing any of them again in a hurry
Um, Jayden made Lauren cry and she stormed out the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion?!
Production had to step in and have a word with Jayden, but all of this was cut from the show
You have 20/20 vision if you can find the cat in this optical illusion in five seconds
Anyone else now craving ice cream?
Memes, streams, popstar of dreams: How Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso took over the world
Me 80 times a day: ‘I’m working late, ’cause I’m a singer’