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The Queen Can’t Cut It

1,000s turned out to see the Queen during her visit to Cambridge yesterday, but embarrassingly she struggled to cut the cake at John’s garden party.

UPDATE: Fiery Debate: Oxford Union Revellers Burn Books

The President of the Oxford Union has admitted that books were burnt at the handover dinner and has launched an investigation.

Kings Of Banter

King’s students have set up the King’s College Lads’ Union to offer a more banterous alternative to KCSU.

Police Attacked Over King’s Affair

King’s College Student Union has issued a statement strongly condemning the actions of the police in the protest last week.

Police In Punch Up With Protestors

The police have been accused of brutality after they pepper sprayed one student and allegedly hit another over the head during yesterday’s protests.

Cambridge Cops Caught Sexting

200 staff from Cambridgeshire police force have been disciplined over the last 5 years for offenses including racist emails and ‘sex texting’.

Sidney SusSEX Take The Piss

Sidney Sussex’s bursar claims that revellers use his doorway for a quick shag and a cheeky slash, prompting a complaint to the council.

TA Face Vombardment

For the 6th year in a row, an emergency medical tent run by the Territorial Army was set up in Cambridge to deal with the New Year’s Eve casualties.

Charlie Gilmour Arrested For Cenotaph Stunt

UPDATE: Gilmour has been charged for violent disorder by police and is due in court on February 10.

FaceBooked

Cambridge Police have reported a 7,400% increase in the number of crimes involving Facebook over the past three years.

Exclusive: Arrests And Violence As Demo Turns Nasty

There were two arrests outside King’s today after a student march against tuition fee rises and education cuts turned nasty.

Deaned!: Cambridge Discipline Uncovered, Part 1

How transparent is college and University discipline? Not very, as it turns out. In the first of a two-part series, we explore how the system works, and how YOU have been dealt with.

Chem Eng Inferno Narrowly Averted

Fire at faculty, as fireman jokes “I’d have had the whole building come down”.

Agony Aunt: The Pursuit Of Sexual Satisfaction.

L&L deal with some students whose sexual needs are causing problems. Amusing problems. Amusing problems L&L then solve with an equally amusing answer.

Daybreak Drama: Gas Leak at Robinson

Nearly 300 students at Robinson College were turfed out of bed at 6.30am following a gas leak in a disused fridge

Exclusive: Coppers Caught Letting Off Bike Thieves

Cambridge police have denied being soft on crime after The Tab saw two coppers catching a group of bike thieves – but then letting them go scot free.

Strawberry Mare

Killjoy cops have caused the cancellation of this year’s Strawberry Fair, with many blaming their heavy-handedness and wastefulness.

Queens’ Bat Attack

A shocking attack in broad daylight saw a Queens’ student hospitalised last week.