Library

Oxford Library Shagged Shut

Other Place hanky panky has forced College officials to close Oriel College’s library in the continuing saga of book-stack nookie.

Bums, Aliens and Victorian Porn: The UL’s Secrets

Vaginas, Jewish porn and anal surgery: the UL’s got it all if you know where to look. ANNA SHEINMAN gives you a tour of the library’s dirtiest corners.

Holly’s Highlights: Week 7

HOLLY STEVENSON picks the best cultural things to do this week. This week is all about comedy gigs, vampires and celebrities in jungles.

Wank Prank At St Andrews

An official-looking sign banning masturbation has appeared in St Andrews’ university library.

UL: Give Us Our Books Back!

The UL’s change in borrowing policy spells disaster for finalists and undermines its promise to stock all necessary books.

Tom Rasmussen

In the midst of exam term, TOM RASMUSSEN finds himself in not one, but two relationships.

Library Nudity “Unacceptable”

Students at The Other Place’s Worcester College have been blasted by College Librarians for distracting other students with their “Half-Naked Half-Hours.”

Exclusive: Filthy Filthy Whispers

Library Whispers, the new site taking Cambridge by storm, have sent The Tab a selection of whispers that were too controversial for their site.

Caption Competition

The Tab do their best to keep you distracted and ensure our site looks busy while we do our exams. Win win.

Diary of a Librarian

A look inside the secret world of the librarian – it’s one full of books, bourbons and bitching.

Re-KINDLEd Literature

With Kindles and iPads keen on turning over a more shiny, silicon leaf, BEN DALTON argues that we should try and rekindle our old, papery flame.

How To Keep Fit In The Library

Want to know how to obtain a first and a six pack at the same time? RUBY CONGJIANG WANG gives us her tips.

John’s Library Too Popular

Students from other colleges are being turfed out of St John’s Library because it’s proving too popular.

Rowing Revision

WILL LETTON questions whether exercise makes you more intelligent with his cartoon.

Will Seymour

WILL SEYMOUR appears to be having boredom-induced hallucinations in the UL.

Cambridge Companion to Exam Term

Baffled by late library opening times? Worried that you will have to commit suicide on a sunday? Here is The Tab’s guide to exam term to sort it all out.

Louise Ripley-Duggan

This week, LOUISE RIPLEY-DUGGAN tries sleeping, working, and not going out. And, the results are amazing.

Money Can’t Buy You Love

ALEX BOWER recommends a plan for free love this Valentine’s Day. *The Tab warns this is not the way to pull.*

Cambridge’s 10 Commandments

CONOR CLARKE re-writes the Ten Commandments, in the hope that they’ll become more relevant to the Cambridge student.

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: Week Eight

It’s the final installment of Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates. You know you’re going to miss it.