Gardies

BEST BUMS 2017 HAS ARRIVED

It’s time to get CHEEKy

Reflections on Cambridge after a year abroad

When people ask me how my year abroad in Japan went, I usually say “it was interesting”.

The Tab’s Alternative Prospectus

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

Le Guide Chipelin: Who makes the best chips in Cambridge?

Have you ever wondered what the best chips in Cambridge are? Night-food connoisseur, native to the land of the deep-fried Snickers, found out for you.

Exclusive: Gardies employee arrested in relation to sexual harrassment allegations

He is currently on police bail

You’re fat, get over it

You might be fat, but your real problem is you’re a moron.

Things we regret on a night out

ARU newbie, ALISON DEVLIN, tells us the inevitable after a night out.

Tab Tries: Daytime Gardies

SAM WATTS takes a sober trip to Gardies. He’s pleasantly surprised

The Hanging Christian – Episode 1

The Sunday Serial returns with a fresh tale of seduction, madness and essay deadlines…

Formal Protest – Caius students boycotting dinner

In protest over exorbitant fees, Caius students are going to give their fellows something to chew over by boycotting formal hall

Alex Jackman: Week 3

The third column was in a little late, but at least he’s got a good excuse…This week a chaotic ALEX JACKMAN talks about disorganisation.

The Tab Meets: Hasan from Gardies

BETH SWORDS talks to Hasan from Gardies on the social role of McDonald’s, the anticlimax of life and his hatred of meat. It’s very profound.

Seven Deadly Cins

Cindies is a hotbed of vice that you’re bound to fall victim to, warns MEGAN KENNEDY.

Conquering Cambridge Part 1

The Tab starts you on your journey to success in Cambridge.

Caius Cans Pasty Plans

The West Cornish Pasty Company try, and fail, to join the unholy trinity of Life, Death and Gardies.

Cheaper Than Chips: Post-Cindies Snacks

Strapped for cash but craving post-clubbing carbs? LEAF ARBUTHNOT shows you how to create your own versions of the late-night classics mainly using cheese and microwaves. Cheap, mad, and tasty (apparently).

Debate: Committed in Cambridge?

One-night-stands or one love? Is it wrong to be in a relationship at university?

The Best Things In Life Are Free

JOSIE PARKINSON tries to live for a week on the grand total of £10. See how she survives.

Uncle A: Surviving Freshers’ Week

Uncle A is back, and this week he’s solving freshers’ problems.

Vomville & Caius

Students at Gonville & Caius think the stomach bug that hit the college this week could be linked to their college’s hall, after it received one of the worst hygiene ratings in Cam.