This is exactly what the Love Island 2022 cast would have as their Tinder bios
Of course Gemma’s anthem is My Humps
Perfecting a Tinder bio takes time and patience in order to maximise the amount of matches and conversations one has, which is something not many people are capable of. When it comes to the Love Island 2022 cast, considering how long they have all been single, the bios of dating apps is probably something they have all done with ease and they definitely all had 99+ likes on Tinder within minutes of setting up their profile. Given how long we have spent watching the Islanders over the last two months, it’s almost far too obvious how very cringe their Tinder profiles would be.
If some of the couples don’t work out, a few of the Islanders could very well find themselves in the murky pits of hell that is Tinder. But what would their cringey bios and anthems be? Here is exactly what the Love Island 2022 cast would have as their Tinder bio:
Bio: Yes I work with fish and my surname’s Bish, don’t wear it out😂 Not looking for anything serious, just someone to have a chippy tea with every night and wear matching fish slippers with. Don’t think that’s too much to ask is it ladies😂 🐟
Anthem: Seaside – The Kooks
Bio: Don’t ask to meet my dad🙄🙄 Horse girl at heart!❤️🐴 Looking for a real man, tired of time wasters.
Anthem: My Humps – Black Eyed Peas
Bio: Actress🎭 I’ll be your sweet Turkish delight if you ask nicely😉 Looking for a gym partner… if you can keep up!🏋️
Anthem: Run the World (Girls) – Beyonce
Bio: I am the Italian stallion. What more could you want?😏
Anthem: Sexy And I Know It – LMFAO
Bio: LDN baby. No time for boys and their silly games🥱 Need someone to take me to Hakkasan or maybe Nobu, only the best for this princess 👑x
Anthem: Material Girl – Saucy Santana
Bio: Dublin📍 Microbiologist👨⚕️ Which lucky girl am I taking home to my mum then👀
Anthem: What You Know Bout Love – Pop Smoke
Bio: Dancer💃 Yorkshire gal with a big heart and a lot of love to give x Don’t challenge me to a dance battle unless you want to get floored!
Anthem: Woman – Doja Cat
Bio: Nothing serious, just a wife, two kids and three dogs. I enjoy simple things like licking a tit or whatever🤷
Anthem: The Sound – The 1975
Bio: Paramedic🚑💕 Love going for cocktails with the girlies, maybe with one too many pornstar martinis😜🍸 Swansea City always honeybuns🏴!
Anthem: As It Was – Harry Styles
Bio: Looking for a good looking lass. Barely speak on here but DM me on Insta x
Anthem: No anthem, couldn’t even be bothered to link his Spotify.
Bio: Looking for a nice boy to take all my Instagram pics, and maybe you could be in one too but we’ll have to see. I don’t mince my words, so whatever I say to you, I mean! Not had the best rodeo with guys, so looking for someone who is truly genuine. Did I mention genuine and nice?
Anthem: One Kiss – Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa
Bio: Coventry’s answer to Jaden Sancho, and that’s all you need to know⚽
Anthem: Famous – Kanye West
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