We can tell exactly how much sex you’re having from the items in your bedroom
Wow this quiz is savage
Your entire sexual experience at uni is reflected through your bedroom decor. Think about it.
It’s almost impossible to have bad sex with someone who owns a Persian rug or a Swiss Cheese plant. The moment you see a Freshers’ poster on a wall, you know you’re about to have bad intercourse (but at least it will be quick). And when have you ever had a thrilling time with someone who owns one of those squiggly mirrors or paper lampshades from IKEA?
So take this quiz to see just how much of a sex-magnet your bedroom is:
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