Tom Houghton
Deputy editor of the London Tab. 2nd tallest man in the world, 3rd tallest in Wales.

The Dobermen of UCL

The Tab meets Dobermann Collective, the exciting and original electronic music project run by UCL students Markus Findlay and Dom Hamdy, along with Bristol University student Chris Yeoward.

UCL men’s rugby in smash and grab late Varsity Victory

Victory for the men’s rugby side last night sealed a successful Varsity series, winning the match 16-9 at Allianz Park.

UCL Sabb’s Tube Assaulter Brought to Justice

Following a sexual assault on Activities and Events Officer Doris Chen, a man has been found guilty and given a suspended 12 week prison sentence and a place on the sexual offenders register.

The Tab meets the Election Candidates: Matt Deaves

As part of The Tab’s election coverage, we meet be-jumpered 4th year Icelandic Studies student Matt Deaves, who is encouraging UCL to ‘Believe in Deaves’ and vote for him to be Welfare & International Officer.

The Tab meets the Election Candidates: Eleanor Trezise

As part of The Tab’s election coverage, we meet 4th year Natural Sciences student Eleanor Trezise, who is running for Activities and Events Officer.

The Tab meets the Election Candidates: Hannah Sketchley

As part of The Tab’s election coverage, we meet 4th year German and History student Hannah Sketchley, who is this year running unopposed for Democracy and Communications Officer.

Memoirs of a very tall man

Tom Houghton discusses the true essence of what it is to be very tall: a bit rubbish, really

Who ate all the pies? We ate all the pies.

Surburb residing Londoners among the country’s fattest.

Students Spaced Out!

UCL students in groundbreaking ‘fluke’ Supernova discovery

Jeremy Bentham vs RAG: Weekend Premier League Predictions

This term, dead “spiritual founder” of UCL, Jeremy Bentham, with the help of The Tab’s football experts, is pitting his wits against the best UCL has to offer in predicting the weekend’s football scores.

D’oh-a! LGBT Staff left in the dark over UCL Qatari Campus

UCL’S LGBT staff weren’t consulted over new campus in controversy-ridden country

Jeremy Bentham vs RUMs Football: FA Cup Predictions

This term, dead “spiritual founder” of UCL, Jeremy Bentham, with the help of The Tab’s football experts, is pitting his wits against the best UCL has to offer in predicting the weekend’s football scores.

Second to un: London Named Best Student City Behind Paris

London’s done good in one of them table fings again.

SSEES Officer In “Brownie points” Strike Apology

SSEES Officer claims lecturer ‘brownie points’ to be won and lost in Thursday’s strike before eating his words, apologising for the half-baked remarks.

UCLU finally bans Blurred Lines

For those old enough to remember Robin Thicke’s summer hit Blurred Lines… still reading? Great! Well, the controversial tune has at last been shown the door by UCLU.

English Unis Awash With Londoners

College and school leavers from London are now the most likely in the country to attend university. And they’re spreading like the proverbial plague.

The (other) Truth about the Year Abroad

Tom Houghton attempts to explain how getting free money to go abroad for a year is still a really good idea.

$o Long, Malc!

UCL foots £18,000 bill racked up by outgoing Provost’s leaving do.

Eras-must: Get It Before Its Gone

Tom Houghton wants you to get out of London.

Rugby Men’s Firsts Fall at the Final Hurdle

The Buzz takes a glance at a largely successful season for our Men’s Firsts which unfortunately ended in disappointment.