Any other school in Michigan… or the nation… would be a mistake
Let’s be real, I wouldn’t be able to complete my 11pm WebWork due dates without you
The face with bags under your eyes from studying until 3am the night before is normal
No one really understands that guy in a t-shirt in 20 degree weather
If you didn’t work at Guernsey at some point, what were you doing with your life?
You either have the worst or best time of your life… simple as that