Or at least not the current one
She knows class when she sees it
Fubar, this is all your fault
… on the night of the X Factor final
He has taken it upon himself to decide the SU’s stance on Trident
I’ve never paid for parking and neither should you
It’s still lower than Aston
Could be worse, Oxford are at 3.6%
We’re higher than Aberystwyth
Twice as likely than UWE
How’s your head this morning?
We’ve got a castle for god’s sake
‘One thing that happened four years ago and I’m still suffering the consequences’
Pink and Purple are your new favourite colours
She described them as ‘quite extraordinary’
‘Be sensible about how much you drink’
We’re still good at sport
Someone had seen his Moby Dick
‘A Brexit would have a negative impact’
Direct link to Fubar would be better
Now you can conquer all of Westeros, Essos and Sothoryos
It’s definitely not how to pass your exams
It deserves to be a Bank Holiday
Even Greggs used to sell them
You wouldn’t want to miss a Tiki Thursday
Another referendum to look forward to
Bye bye Strathclyde
Because Applied Mathematics isn’t funny already
Could it be anymore Scottish?
We’re more satisfied than the London unis
And he’s not getting it back
Because there’s more to life than football
No, we’re not from Edinburgh
It’s like an opinion poll
Those loan debts don’t seem so bad now
This is the vote they all care about
‘A nuclear free world is something I deeply care about’
‘The water created massive puddles which spread to people’s rooms’
The assault was close to John Forty’s and Union Street halls
Misogyny must not be a problem anymore
Crossed opinions on The Crossed Peels
You need to go to Specsavers ref