He called it Cinco de Milo
I’ve never felt more alive
Spoiler alert, FSU didn’t even make the list
Class isn’t cancelled even if you have to swim to it
He left passive aggressive notes and tried to get other roommates evicted
And the third most sexually active campus in Florida
Why wouldn’t it be with those slushies?
Drinking beer and eating discount chocolate alone on my couch this Valentine’s Day isn’t just for singles
You’re probably still posting on Insta and captioning all photos “#TakeMeBack”
We don’t need to respect this guy’s beliefs, but we do need to respect his rights as an American citizen.