SO. MANY. CHOICES

You can feed your friends for less than 20 quid

‘The rights of one person can never trump the rights of another’

You learn something new every day

Did you make Wanker of the Week?

You never let us down

YAAAS

The Glasgow School of Art student tried to recreate ancient art

YAAAS

Always looking on fleek

You lot are looking no scarier than usual

Ok, £10.72

English, Welsh and Irish students enrolling next year will face a rise in fees

Brace yourselves

For those lazy people

All of the other cities are late to the game

Baby we back

You can buy Hong Kong waffles, crêpes, cheesecake, ice cream, and jaw-dropping “freakshakes”

Have you sorted out your flat for next year yet?

You probably know someone who it’s happened to

Where did all the couples go?

Because who can afford to get them done professionally?

Where have all these beautiful people been hiding

Who even goes to level five?

Ain’t no messin’ with my clique

Their motto is ‘balls to the wall’ in Latin

Lemme see ya get low

Resist the urge to Netflix ‘n’ Chill