So. Much. Mascara.
We’ve only been waiting for this our entire lives
You can feed your friends for less than 20 quid
‘The rights of one person can never trump the rights of another’
You learn something new every day
The Glasgow School of Art student tried to recreate ancient art
20 police vehicles were reportedly dispatched to Montrose Street
It will be here on 18th November
Apparently he’d become a target
You lot are looking no scarier than usual
English, Welsh and Irish students enrolling next year will face a rise in fees
All of the other cities are late to the game
You can buy Hong Kong waffles, crêpes, cheesecake, ice cream, and jaw-dropping “freakshakes”
Have you sorted out your flat for next year yet?
It’s the best city in the world
You probably know someone who it’s happened to
Copacobana or Rosemarkie Beach?
It’s the closest a club will ever get to a house party
Because who can afford to get them done professionally?
Where have all these beautiful people been hiding
Who even goes to level five?
Ain’t no messin’ with my clique
‘I woke up to rubble hitting my bed’
Resist the urge to Netflix ‘n’ Chill
Once the club’s full, the rest of us are being shipped off to Kushion
I think I’m doing uni wrong