Robert Smith

Don’t Cut Me Short

Can you be bothered to read this article? ROB SMITH tests your patience, by refusing to condense his ideas into an easily digestible chunk.

Robert Smith: Armchair Critic

Stuck in scheduling hell, our Armchair Critic turns to the US and the fourth season of Mad Men.

Robert Smith: Armchair Critic

Jonathan Ross, Mitchell and Webb, and everything inbetween are under the scrutiny of our Armchair Critic this week.

Robert Smith: Armchair Critic

ROBERT SMITH returns with his take on Raoul Moat, Steve Jones and Mary Portas.

Robert Smith: Armchair Critic

ROBERT SMITH introduces his summer column, full of ways to avoid the sunshine.

Catz May Ball

ROBERT SMITH: ‘I’d spend an evening quaffing quick booze to wash down a Nutella crepe as Paul from S Club sings ‘Follow your heart’s desire’ instead of ‘Climb every mountain higher’ for the hundredth time any day.’

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

Culture Vulture returns with everything you could ever want this exam term, from Trolls and Ponies to a Varsity based Downfall parody.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

Seb Coe, Charlie Brooker and Cufflinks pale in comparison to a week of political drama more compelling than the Sopranos in this weeks Culture Vulture.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

Exploding gingers and swearing Scotsmen are just some of the treats inside this week’s Culture Vulture.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

Blackface, Dirty Martinis and dodgy Russian accents are all on the agenda in this week’s Culture Vulture.

Moaning Mitchell

ROB SMITH is left puzzled by David Mitchell’s condescending response to pole dancing Cantabs.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

Our resident Culture Vulture returns to tell you what to do and see in Cambridge.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

After an evening of free alcohol ROB SMITH brings you the cultural highlights of next week only a couple of hours later than usual.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

ROB SMITH gives us his usual cultural highlights with an added angry rant thrown in.

Review: Trash vs. Class

Trash vs. Class returns with a battle between Freud and a horde of orange skinned slutty Mums.

Review: The Occasional Students

Despite some excellent performances ROBERT SMITH found the Occasional Students only occasionally funny.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

ROB SMITH looks at the best cultural treats to trick a prospective sexual partner into thinking you’re sensitive this Valentine’s Day.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture

Culture is happening all around us. If you can’t be arsed to find it yourself, our resident Culture Vulture has found it for you.

Robert Smith: Culture Vulture.

ROB SMITH tells us what to do and where to do it in Week 3.

Review: A Prophet

BAYAN PARVIZI urges you to go and see this masterpiece at any cost.