Stuck in scheduling hell, our Armchair Critic turns to the US and the fourth season of Mad Men.
ROBERT SMITH: ‘I’d spend an evening quaffing quick booze to wash down a Nutella crepe as Paul from S Club sings ‘Follow your heart’s desire’ instead of ‘Climb every mountain higher’ for the hundredth time any day.’
Culture Vulture returns with everything you could ever want this exam term, from Trolls and Ponies to a Varsity based Downfall parody.
ROB SMITH is left puzzled by David Mitchell’s condescending response to pole dancing Cantabs.
Trash vs. Class returns with a battle between Freud and a horde of orange skinned slutty Mums.
Despite some excellent performances ROBERT SMITH found the Occasional Students only occasionally funny.
ROB SMITH tells us what to do and where to do it in Week 3.
BAYAN PARVIZI urges you to go and see this masterpiece at any cost.
Be My Baby @ ADC. ROB SMITH enjoyed a solid if unremarkable offering from the ADC that was most definitely not vomit inducing.
ROB SMITH enjoys this flimsy excuse to look at Sun, Syphilis and Al Fresco Cunnilingus.
ROB SMITH casts his mind back to the films he enjoyed over the past ten years.
THE TAB takes an unbiased look at why Varsity remains Cambridge’s best student paper.
THE TAB takes a behind the scenes look at the new musical comedy ahead of its opening night.
The Tab’s resident mystic delivers another round of scarily-accurate premonitions.
Although it took a while to warm up this play might just sate your desire for intelligent theatre.
Three ball explodingly awesome films perfect for any lads night in.
*****- If you haven’t already eaten there you really have no excuse.
****- The annual prelude to fresher copulation was still enjoyable as a Third Year.
*****- Monkey Oral Sex is only the tip of the iceberg.