I blame the dad bod craze
It’s literally the least interesting thing about you
‘I’m allergic to the sun’
Just because my boobs are out doesn’t mean you’re taking me home tonight
Literally just get out of my way
Breaking up is only half of the battle
Unless it’s about Harry Potter, but that seems to be more damaging than just not talking
I’d probably be blamed anyway, so why add fuel to the fire?
If the farmer and the cow man can be friends then so can we.