Mark Liu

Mark Liu Tries: Jerk Off Instruction

MARK LIU reviews this new craze of sex help video, and then creates his own feminist version…

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Former columnist and Tab favourite Mark Liu has created a Youcaring page to fulfil his dream of becoming a millionaire. Donate now!

Mark Liu: Week 8

MARK’s final words from his 8-week Tab experience? “Journalism is complete and utter bullshit.” Oh.

Mark Liu: Week 7

The key to networking is not what you know, but who you know: MARK LIU shows you how to get on the inside track.

Mark Liu: Week 6

In his most controversial column to date, MARK has done the maths (obviously) and reckons most people shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

Mark Liu: Week 5

This week, MARK is recruiting new friends. Do you have what it takes to be in the Mark Liu 50?

Mark Liu: Week 4

Relationships are like Civilization 5 and should be stuck to on a one-year contractual basis. Yes, it’s the mathmo’s answer to Dr Phil: MARK is back.

Mark Liu Interviews Ben Pope

Legendary Tab columnist MARK LIU gives the new Footlights President a grilling.

Mark Liu: Week 3

MARK re-enacts a scene from Mean Girls and has an online affair with a brick-layer from Leeds – all in the name of feminism.

Mark Liu: Week 2

MARK can’t stop you from voting in the elections today – but he can prove that it is mathematically futile.

Mark Liu: Week 1

In his first column, MARK talks rejected screenplays, Sims 3 and the fact that you’re all jealous of him.

Mark Liu on May Week

MARK LIU tells you about his week: Breaking in and chilling out with ‘core friends: Imran, JayJay, The Hulk and Winnie the Poon’.