Mark Liu

Mark Liu Tries: Jerk Off Instruction

MARK LIU reviews this new craze of sex help video, and then creates his own feminist version…

Make Mark Liu A Millionaire

Former columnist and Tab favourite Mark Liu has created a Youcaring page to fulfil his dream of becoming a millionaire. Donate now!

Mark Liu: Week 8

MARK’s final words from his 8-week Tab experience? “Journalism is complete and utter bullshit.” Oh.

Mark Liu: Week 7

The key to networking is not what you know, but who you know: MARK LIU shows you how to get on the inside track.

Mark Liu: Week 6

In his most controversial column to date, MARK has done the maths (obviously) and reckons most people shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

Mark Liu: Week 5

This week, MARK is recruiting new friends. Do you have what it takes to be in the Mark Liu 50?

Mark Liu: Week 4

Relationships are like Civilization 5 and should be stuck to on a one-year contractual basis. Yes, it’s the mathmo’s answer to Dr Phil: MARK is back.

Mark Liu Interviews Ben Pope

Legendary Tab columnist MARK LIU gives the new Footlights President a grilling.

Mark Liu: Week 3

MARK re-enacts a scene from Mean Girls and has an online affair with a brick-layer from Leeds – all in the name of feminism.

Mark Liu: Week 2

MARK can’t stop you from voting in the elections today – but he can prove that it is mathematically futile.

Mark Liu: Week 1

In his first column, MARK talks rejected screenplays, Sims 3 and the fact that you’re all jealous of him.

Mark Liu on May Week

MARK LIU tells you about his week: Breaking in and chilling out with ‘core friends: Imran, JayJay, The Hulk and Winnie the Poon’.

Why Women Are Bad At World Of Warcraft

Youtube sensation Mark Liu decides to find out why it is that women cannot possibly be treated as equals in World of Warcraft.