They exploited a survey intended to be for victims of sexual abuse and assault
There’s probably one about you on here
There’s more than just curry on the ceiling…
I know, I’m an idiot
We ride together, we die together
Extra points if you braved the cold in a strappy dress
Netflix ‘n’ cry about how much you miss your mum’s cooking
Literally meet the Jack to your Dani
Extra points if we aren’t diss-appointed with your caption
‘I did a thing’ is your most used phrase
Because actually doing your work is for losers
The only friend you’ll ever need
Someone’s gotta do it
‘Too much work’ is never acceptable