We got drunk and looked like a dick so you don’t have to
Say it louder for the medics at the back
Turn your night out into a work out
They even make lycra look good????!
If you’re paying £27k you may as well get your money’s worth
*Sips Yorkshire Tea*
Yeah we all know it’s rarer than you attending a 9am
TWO WHOLE ROWERS??
You’ll only get a place in the Round Reading Room at 6am