Martin B damns Imperial ‘to hell’ for disqualifying leading video despite cheating rumours surrounding the winners
Council Grants Planning Permission for Library to have Air Conditioning Units on roof, ending years of sweat and toil during revision periods (or at least the sweating part)
Students burst out laughing after realising department accidentally put mark scheme at the back of their exam and after panicky few minutes, have answer sheets taken off them and told to get on with it.
Move announced at Union Council on Tuesday Evening
Or any of the 41 other places with a better ‘student experience’ score than Imperial after we do shockingly bad in Student Experience Survey
ICSM ranked 15th in the UK by Complete University Guide with Bart’s 4th and RUMS 2nd with Imperial overall coming a disappointing 6th.
Factually incorrect, poorly researched, and likely breaking copyright laws. What the even fuck Felix?
Joint Imperial and UCL effort finds positive ties and good music more powerful than bitter resentment come the big day in Copenhagen
New trials show the party drug could bring people out of depression
– All Evelyn Gardens Halls to close after end of 2014/15 Academic Year
– Number of wardens potentially cut next year too
– Would cost £60 million to refurb, not deemed viable
Hellenic Society event descends into anarchy as Greek Health Minister Adonis Georgiades angrily reacts to hecklers before ranting about personal freedoms and calls them both communists and fascists.
Masters Students likely to take home £5,000 prize
Tab Exit poll 0.3% off actual result for Union President
We chatted about CERN, Brian May and dodgy Jackets (again)
Damp problems cause fungal infections and mushrooms with diameters reaching 6 cm and it’s spreading
we chatted Miliband and Louis Theroux with the RCSU President Candidate
We chatted to the DPE candidate about Pokemon, Irish poetry, and website design
We chatted to the RCSU Presidential Candidate about eurotrip, jackets, and Call of Duty
They tell us who this ‘Robert O’Keeffe’ bloke is
We talk about robots and how Refreshers aren’t the shit with the Union President Candidate
We talk to former BNOC of the year contender and ICU Presidential Candidate Plabon Saha
We chatted to ICU President Candidate and 3rd Year Physicist Tom Wheeler
We chatted to ICSMSU Presidential Candidate Dariush about his campaign and life in general
What we’ve got coming your way in the next two weeks
We are sad to report that Postgraduate student Tianlin Wang passed away on Friday
Mildly amusing things written on whiteboard amuse many
The best pics from Thursday Night for your enjoyment
College receives the most funding out of any UK University from Atomic Weapons Establishment for nuclear research in period JUly 2010-2012
Innuendo-ful, inappropriate, and slightly romantic
Guess who’ll be announcing candidates before the Union officially does…
Imperial students have sixth highest average score in numerical reasoning
I don’t know what side of the three way Comp/Grammar/Private fence I fall on
Some minor changes to the site to make your reading experience that little more enjoyable
Prince Harry has been spotted taking his girlfriend to the Byron on High Street Kensington
JACK HEWITT on what’s occurring for the next 8 weeks.
Former Civil Eng’er Nicholas Church to start in new BBC Three Show
Tests come back negative after Guitarist and Physicist feared to have Prostate Cancer
Call Me Maybe and £1 fish resurrected by Chemical Engineering Students for reasons unknown. They should have stayed dead.
Royal Borought boasts 6 out of the UK’s 10 most expensive streets and our own Prince Consort Road comes in at fourth
Biologists give their opinions on lecturers, their department, and their building. NOTE: NOT THEIR ACTUAL OPINIONS
Independent Brown Report makes a number of recommendations, all accepted by College
NUS consultation accuses Spotted pages of playing a crucial part in lad culture and women aren’t going to library for fear of appearing on it
How we chose the contenders for Imperial’s worst alumni
Students unperturbed at latest ‘no duh’ news to come out of H & F Council
Meanwhile in Oxford…
ICU tells potential Star Command recruits to Buzz off
Virgin Galactic trip for sale at www.imperialcollegeunion.org
A far more tolerable version of Blurred Lines courtesy of the sixth year medics
Park Park, Park Geun-Hye,
On a visit from her home country,
Could be worse, she could be from Pyongyang,
Chilling with Kim Jong-Un’s communist gang.
Student wins fancy dress costume in blackface
Londoners 43% more likely to make it to uni than those from the North East
IT finds backdoor to the website, slams it shut
There’s an easter egg on the college website for anyone who has ever got lost in those blue eyes
A new report has delivered a damning verdict on Imperial’s connections to the fossil fuels industry
Prince Harry visits Imperial!
Engineers say ‘Oh no you di’nt’ to claims RCSU stole mascots first, getting to Theta nearly a week earlier
RCSU steals CGCU mascots and bolt it
Imperial Innovations sees share price soar to two-year high
Some of the best pics from the student nightlife in 2012/13.
ITV’s show about pioneering retailer Henry Selfridges had several scenes filmed outside Beit Quad today.
M-Z of the alphabet of anarchy talks about fine dining and solvents. Enjoy…
London is confusing, scary, and a little silly. Here’s an A-Z of life at IC, starting with A-L
Colleges investments revealed
The trials and tribulations of signing up for the mums and dads initiative
QS World University rankings came out and we came 5th, beating Oxford. Unfortunately, UCL came 4th…
Ratemyplacement.com’s best places to spend your summers. Hint: Ibiza isn’t one of them.
UCL and Oxford Halls shortlisted for Carbuncle Cup awarded to the country’s worst building
BoJo proves he still has his controversy-courting mojo as he riles up feminists and Twitter keyboard warriors.
The Guardian’s league tables are out. Apparently, UCL and Surrey are better. But no surprises in how Imperial did in individual criteria.
Another Facebook fad, this time about rating shags. Here’s my childhood and early life in shags…
RAG Chair was withdrawn from the Summer Elections in a move not discussed at Union Council and instead elected at the RAG AGM last week.
Wayne Rooney has said he wants a new challenge and is set to leave Manchester United. I say he comes to Imperial. The rigours of academia and prospect of him avoiding the intelligence gibes may be exactly what he needs.
DPE would be a good consolation prize for the man who just missed out on being supreme ruler of Middle Earth. This is why I’m voting Sauron for Deputy President (Education).
This month’s mildly amusing facebook page is things we won’t be caught saying. Cue the UCL jokes…
Pro-Sharia Law protests took place outside the Bangladeshi Embassy yesterday. We spoke to some of the protesters.
What are the protests outside Huxley all about? The tab talks to one of the protesters about all the placarding.
‘Look at me I finished my dissertation and degree!’ Thanks for letting us know, wanker. Here are the people who are so proud of themselves they uploaded a picture of it onto the internet.
Was there a robbery in SAF? Are the medics and biologists still safe to doss around on the sofas and go to lectures? Has this all been blown completely out of proportion by a sensationalist tabloid journo?
It caused quite a splash last year and OMFG someone got a video of it this time.
Conveniently located opposite Charing Cross Hospital, is the new chicken shop on the block a challenger to the mighty Texa? First in a series to find London’s best drunk chicken joint.
When running for a sabbatical post, how you go about it can be just as important as what you have in your manifesto. Here’s a breakdown of where the race was won and lost- the pre-campaigning (yes, it happened), campaign week, and voting week.
Jack Hewitt watches someone else get lynched for a change