‘Millions of white people kept their mouths shut, went into the booth, checked over their shoulders and voted Trump’
A love letter to The Island
Do it for all the other men who can’t grow beards
It’s actually in decline, but try telling the police or the NUS that
I don’t want to join a Holy War before it’s even started
Your typical ‘lawyer’ is a charmless, robotic smuggard
Do you have an iPhone charger I can borrow?
Wearing Rudolph’s face on your chest isn’t quirky or cute – it makes you look like a wet playgroup assistant called Lolly.
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– Dr John Chalcraft appears to be victim of malicious spoof
– Historian listed as owner of SponsorAScholar.co.uk
JACK RIVLIN: ‘Idiots will criticise the pornography debate and its speakers, but it is controversy – in the truest sense of the word – that the Union exists for.’
JACK RIVLIN: ‘Disappointingly for the bitchy reviewer inside me, Sidney Sussex was a hoot. They put substance over style, and it really came off.’
JACK RIVLIN: Pro-Israelers and Pro-Palestiners both claim neutrals are rooting for the other side. They haven’t realised that we long since turned our backs on them both.
JACK RIVLIN asks why the Union is so terrified of sex.
A Tab survey has revealed the extent of Mephedrone use among Cambridge students.
Cambridge cops have failed in their bid to shut down the popular Strawberry Fair.
JACK RIVLIN: “Interviewing an Oxbridge sex blogger is a little bit like losing your virginity”
Is 2Pac alive? Did Lil Bow Wow really get bummed? Find out in our run-down of urban myths.
Scroobius Pip talks to JACK RIVLIN about his new album, being British and why he hated Trinity Hall June Event. Listen to new track Get Better here.
Rollerblading has been BANNED on the Sidgwick site. Photo: Louis Sinclair
A 14-year old Maths prodigy is set to become the youngest Cambridge undergrad in 273 years after recieving an offer from Fitzwilliam College.
Discover the deviance you didn’t know existed: The Tab takes you through the world’s ten weirdest fetishes.
Two directors of the Students Loan Company have resigned after cock-ups meant thousands of students were stranded without loans until DECEMBER.
Desipite logistical nightmares, Varsity Trip 2009 was simply too big to fail. Four out of Five.
JACK RIVLIN: Why I’m backing Rage Against The Machine for Christmas number 1, even though I hate their music.
Saboteurs are piercing holes through condoms which are left unsecured in the CUSU office and then sold to JCRs.
Nick Griffin voted worst Cantabrigian in landslide ‘victory.’ See all Griffin’s reaction and full results here.
Watch Trinity rapper Ossie â€˜Zeekoâ€™ Akushie being interviewed by TabTV and Kelvin Mackenzie.
The Queen and Prince Philip today visited Kings College as part of Cambridgeâ€™s 800th Anniversary celebrations. Videos and Photos here.
St. John’s narrowly avoided a first league loss in 5 years as they edged a close encounter at Downing pitches, winning 12-10.
Police who raided a cannabis factory were stunned to find a crop of powerful skunk plants growing in HANGING BASKETS, it emerged yesterday.
The Tab wants you to grow a moustache for November and help raise awareness of prostate cancer.
This week saw relegation favourites Catz and Girton suffer again Meanwhile, Downing v Jesus was controversially postponed.
JACK RIVLIN argues that MTV’s Berlin Wall show is as tasteless as an out of date Rustlers burger.
Who said virtual dating was for geeks? Well women obviously, but who needs them when you have Ariane.
JACK RIVLIN argues that British masculinity needs to change if gender disputes are to be settled.
www.ravegenerator.com lets you create a 90s rave in seconds.
JACK RIVLIN discusses the identity crisis facing Cambridge student journalism.
Defending ‘Cambridge nightlife’ from criticism that it’s an oxymoron, here’s The Tab’s guide to Clubbing in Cam.
The Dean of Kingâ€™s has been found dead after it emerged he was being investigated for child abuse.
A 23-year-old driver who tried to escape arrest was captured after Cambridge schoolchildren helped to hunt him down.