Isobel Cockerell

The renaissance of the Facebook poke

I got poked and now I can’t stop thinking about sex

My family turned Tory to save our mansion

Confessions of a Champagne Socialist

Your boyfriend is probably gay – but that doesn’t make you less of a woman

Don’t let others’ liberation become your oppression

Review: Blood Wedding

While there were moments of brilliance, this ambitious play didn’t live up to its potential

Ed Miliband’s crippling awkwardness is just what Britain needs

Ed is cute and hopeless, but our egos are stopping us voting for him

Stay in education as long as you can – the future is bleak

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap

People who comment ‘April Fool’ on April Fool articles are the dregs of society

 And deserve to be shot

Clare sex gremlins have regular orgies on College roof

DeClare your love for me

I’m trapped in an toxic relationship…with my printer

Printing me softly

You’re fat, get over it

You might be fat, but your real problem is you’re a moron.

Churchill Spring Ball: drunk in dystopia

Cheers Winston, top night

Microagression is everywhere, be it in Cambridge or a psychiatric unit

The realities of intermitting: livestock language follows me wherever I go 

The ADC set is the most insufferable scene in Cambridge

Our ADC insider dishes the dirt

#Endweek5blues: Stop claiming you ‘represent’ me

The campaign that just won’t listen

Week 5 Blues: A reading week isn’t the answer

Finding the time to be ill

Being sexually experimented on sucks

Cambridge is a time to explore – but don’t be a dick about it

The perils of polyamory

Everyone assumes that every sexual encounter you have is an orgy. They’re right

The Bicentenary Debate: Just like the good old days

Simply… ‘charming’

The Bicentenary Debate is self-indulgent, elitist and stupid

It’s still an old boys’ club – and you’re not invited

Some people just don’t understand privilege

And it pisses me off

I write for The Tab: Deal with it

Joke’s on you

The ‘base’ sex system is really screwed up

A hole’s a hole

People who piss me off, part 1: white Cambridge feminists and guys who lie about their race on Grindr

New writer ETIENNE LAURENT speaks out

From Town to Gown: bridging the gap

Sleeping with the Enemy

Why I’ll be watching Germaine Greer at the Union

Despite the fact she’s transphobic, we should still listen to what she has to say

The Lady Smoker: An impressive and exciting night

A brilliant showcase of varied, unusual humour

Is a 2:1 from Cambridge better than a First elsewhere?

Nah, not if you’re doing English

Colleges have an iron grip on our wallets

Cough up 

A reading week would ruin Cambridge

CUSU Women’s campaign and CDE have bred and spawned a new hashtag monster, #endweek5blues.

Whose University: The last word

Enough already

‘Safe space campaigns’ have gone too far

CHARLIE BELL is sick of the overbearing, undemocratic campaigns that shut down debate in Cambridge

‘Whose University?’ backlash: who got it wrong?

 There’s bitter division in the ranks at the Tab Cambridge over that pernicious question: Whose University is it anyway?

110 minutes with WU?

Two of our writers infiltrated the inaugural ‘Whose University?’ meeting. They emerged as shells of their former selves

I don’t care what feminism says – I’m a real woman

Feminism needs a shake up, says IRIS VAN ROSENBURGH

‘Whose University?’ have got it all wrong

The ‘WU?’ Campaign is just entitled, brattish foot-stamping, says FRANCESCA RYCRAFT-MOORE

Why I married my laptop and you should too

In an intimate wedding ceremony with his laptop, LUKE ILOTT vowed to give 10% of his future earnings to charity. He thinks we should all do the same

Why every ASS student should join Friday’s protest

Asking the university to prove your degree costs £9,000 is ridiculous, but asking for better treatment isn’t

Review: The Emperor’s New Clothes

ISOBEL COCKERELL is both impressed and confused by this bloated production.

Review: Road

ISOBEL COCKERELL is impressed by this production from the new batch of freshers.

Just graduated? London will suck out your soul and your money

Heading for the Big Smoke? Turn around. You can’t afford it and you’re not even welcome

Should girls pay on a date?

Is chivalry dead, or should girls suck it up and pay the bill? Victoria Newark and Isobel Cockerell have it out

Plucky UWE girls stranded in the Atlantic Ocean

Two UWE students are still bobbing about the mid-Atlantic on a rowing boat, despite race having already finished

Made In Brizzle

First year Archie Manners goes viral after being duped into filming a MIC audition video

Shit Brizzle

The Tab celebrates the ugly side of Bristol Uni.