No more pre lecture rollies
I was today years old when I realised how dumb we all are
No more danger pissing in the smoking area, rejoice!
Three masked armed robbers raided the pub and stole money from the safe
Medics were present at the venue
Sources say the student is still being treated in hospital
He’s proving you can help get low-income students into Britain’s top unis without it costing a penny
Take my coins
From satanic dungeons to Danny Dyer cutouts
The victim was chucked out of the club after he apparently ‘spilt a drink’ on someone
The victim supposedly ‘spilt a drink’ on someone
The pair were apparently dressed smartly and well spoken
Rumours of a shooting have been discredited
Can you even speak uni?
UCAS points are irrelevant tbh
“Your room’s not cute, slut.”