hurry down and get your trim
‘Cocaine was found on every single seat of the coach’
No more pre lecture rollies
I was today years old when I realised how dumb we all are
No more danger pissing in the smoking area, rejoice!
Three masked armed robbers raided the pub and stole money from the safe
Sources say the student is still being treated in hospital
He’s proving you can help get low-income students into Britain’s top unis without it costing a penny
From satanic dungeons to Danny Dyer cutouts
The victim supposedly ‘spilt a drink’ on someone
The pair were apparently dressed smartly and well spoken
Over 200 people were crammed into their student house
UCAS points are irrelevant tbh
“Your room’s not cute, slut.”
Emily Olivia Roney
