Your fav violinist reaching for the stars
‘He’s my best friend’
‘Someone you have had sex with has been diagnosed with an STI’
Just got your results and need a place to fall apart?
Guess what colour his hair is
‘It’s the same excuse by the university all the time – they took in too many students. That’s not an excuse, it should be illegal’
Army-style barracks last resort after serious uni blunder