The chat was named ‘Hamas recruitment committee’
One group of students are paying £500 to get theirs back
But we can go clubbing at Fruity?
You can even attend in free graduation robes
It has over 125 signatures so far
At least some of us were productive in lockdown
Did someone say 2-4-1 cocktails?
The drug derives from a ‘deadly carrot’ ???
Forget Lewis Hamilton, our VC is on the list
Police are not treating the death as suspicious
Orange VK? You definitely belong at a medics bar
It’s the human faeces on the doorstep for me
At a time when we should all be pulling together, there is no room for blame
What else is there to do in lockdown?
Those two weeks do be feeling like two years
Eleanor Bines
