The ghost’s name is Jimbob
How much would you pay someone to kick you in the balls?
Your days of fighting for a seat on fourth could end right here
Would you pay £315 a month to live here?
Helping you get those longer lie-ins before you’ve even picked your courses
So much for solidarity
It’s a bit like a cult
Nobody needs to see a picture of someone’s chicken dinner
You’re supposed to be an adult, so attempt to act like one
The Uni and EUSA have created a ‘hostile environment for free speech’
I now wish England had an equivalent
When one door closes, another usually remains closed