Clive Basingstoke

He’s back – our cunt of a cat regales you with his unfathomable advice.

Clive the cantankerous cat gives moderately useful solutions to your pet peeves!

Clive the conscientious cat gives somewhat unusual answers to your queries.

That Clever Cat Clive gives questionably useful solutions to your problems.

*Evolution based on increasing ability to consume coffee.

Clive delves into the deep and revealing history of what has to be the crowning jewel of Aberdeen student life

This week, Clive Basingstoke tells you how to beat First bus thievery with their own merchandise.

Let’s settle this once and for all.