Balls n bubbly huzzah
And this time it returns for a whole month
‘A campaign like this was needed for male students here’
Makes up for the Oxbridge rejection
Let’s stop shaming Stoptober
No judgement for eating tbh
Did you see anything about the incident?
Gotta holla for that dolla
Probs all the wavey garms tbh
It’s guaranteed to be 100% your type on paper
Park Street will NOT make your legs hench
It’s time to ditch the inner lad and have a frank conversation.
Just look at them
Calling all hipsters