By referring to culture as things the working class aren’t exposed to, you’re invalidating our intelligence and upbringing
It ‘brings together people with similar backgrounds’
You’ve had more money than me all your life, don’t get angry if I treat myself occasionally
‘From sausage rolls to donuts n the odd cheeky pie thrown in the mix’
From what went wrong in Hong Kong, to his pay package and of course, the strikes and occupation
If you get the ‘shit I think I’ve just come on’ feeling, feel free to ask everyone in your history class if they have a pad
The doors were barred shut by students at 9am today
You’ll quickly figure that their Nietzsche quotes become less profound with every line
If it were easy, we’d all be veggies
Is this what my fees are being spent on?
It’s fun to dress up once in a while
It’s turning uni into Waitrose vs. Lidl, with prospective students shopping where they can afford
A scouse take on Gatsby’s parties
Turns out the 1918 Representation of the People Act wasn’t very representative at all
Get your paws off my silky drawers
Are you that person with an iPad?
Because tofu and books apparently denounce your background
Is it really as bad as they say?