BAYAN PARVIZI: ‘if you are tired of sitting in the library, constant checking Facebook updates where you see that X has “just discovered that the Med-exams are online!! Yippee!”… The Infidel provides good respite.’
Missed last night’s debate? Here’s what BAYAN PARVIZI has to say.
Don’t be apathetic: BAYAN PARVIZI with a brief note on the upcoming election.
‘Cue three women from three politically redundant royal houses: from Uganda Princess Sheillah, India Princess Aaliya, who bears no resemblance to the deceased hip-hop stunner and from the political powerhouse of Saxony Princess Xenia.’
BAYAN PARVIZI reviews the best places to take someone way out of your league.
Our resident food critic avoids being labelled a paedo during a relatively civillised evening of intergenerational swapping.
BAYAN PARVIZI joins the rest of the Tab team for a quiet meal at the epicentre of neocolonial fuckwittery.
BAYAN PARVIZI falls head over heels for this spiritual successor to Blind Date.
Our resident food critic waxes lyrical over his new favourite electrindie discovery.
PARVIZI EATS continues with a visit to The Punter, the now famous site of David Starkey defecating.
PARVIZI EATS goes upmarket this week. No seriously, really fucking upmarket.
BAYAN PARVIZI gets away from it all at the Red Bull in Newnham Village.
Culinary ingenuity is undermined by disappointing fries.
Bayan Parvizi