The dirty details on everything that happens between the blurry photos
I was placed on ‘non-academic probation’ for an ‘undisclosed reason’ and could not enroll in any classes
Yes, butt strip included
Please ditch the step-mom fantasies
How did January 20th sneak up on all of us so quickly?
We wish you a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and a really great sex life
I love you, and I don’t need to buy you another pair of socks to prove that
Crazy drivers come with the Uber territory
My tequila tank got the night off, and the morning after has never felt better
It all started with the scariest phrase of my adult life: ‘bowel realignment’
It all started with the scariest phrase of my adult life: ‘bowel realignment’
Touring for two weeks with my Spanish friend gave me a totally new view of the place I call home
Maybe it’s something in those charred s’mores or maybe it’s the dirt in the water
Because consent really isn’t that gray of an area
Amber Schumacher 
Amber Schumacher 
