Amber Schumacher
Amber Schumacher

All the phases of a night out at UW-Madison

The dirty details on everything that happens between the blurry photos

All the bullshit that happened when the university caught me drinking underage

I was placed on ‘non-academic probation’ for an ‘undisclosed reason’ and could not enroll in any classes

Ever wondered what it’s like to get your vagina waxed? Here’s everything you need to know

Yes, butt strip included

Dear porn directors: These are the porn scenes young women are begging for

Please ditch the step-mom fantasies

The number of people I’ve had sex with is irrelevant

Slut shaming is still very real

Every thought you’ll have on inauguration day

How did January 20th sneak up on all of us so quickly?

Your detailed guide to holiday hookups

We wish you a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and a really great sex life

Why gift giving with your significant other is overrated

I love you, and I don’t need to buy you another pair of socks to prove that

A comprehensive list of the Uber encounters you’ll have at uni

Crazy drivers come with the Uber territory

I went to a house party sober

My tequila tank got the night off, and the morning after has never felt better

I went commando for a week and it changed my life

What happens when we let our fine china breathe?

I went commando for a week and it changed my life

What happens when we let our fine china breathe?

Girls who save their friends from creeps in bars are true heroes

When we’re on the frontline, we’re all sisters

In defense of hook-up culture

There is nothing wrong with safe, casual sex

I tried a banana cleanse and self-destructed

It all started with the scariest phrase of my adult life: ‘bowel realignment’

I tried a banana cleanse and self-destructed

It all started with the scariest phrase of my adult life: ‘bowel realignment’

My foreign friend made me appreciate Wisconsin

Touring for two weeks with my Spanish friend gave me a totally new view of the place I call home

Why don’t we learn how to say ‘no’ to sex?

Be fierce, be firm, be fearless

So your boyfriend wants a threesome…

What to do and where to go from here

What being a camp counselor taught me

Maybe it’s something in those charred s’mores or maybe it’s the dirt in the water

To the man who doesn’t understand that ‘no’ means no

Because consent really isn’t that gray of an area