‘I was running for my life. We all were’: My seven hours inside Westminster on lockdown

There were rumours a gunman was inside the building, and 12 had been killed

Defiant ‘We Are Not Afraid’ billboards appearing around London

The hashtag has become popular in the aftermath of the Westminster attack

Defiant tweets that show Londoners will never be cowed by terrorism

‘London is the city that endured the Blitz – it’s got this’

When is Mother’s Day 2017? Thank me for warning you now

Show yo’ momma how much you love her

Here’s what your uni’s Tinder bio would look like, if that were a thing that for some reason ever existed

Go to uni in Oxford

How to calculate when to go to sleep so you don’t wake up feeling awful


The ages you peak at for pretty much everything, according to science

Good luck marrying by 26

I’m sorry, but here’s every reason the new Beauty and the Beast is worse than the original

I am not supposed to have sexual feelings for Lumière

Yar har, fiddle dee dee, fancy a peep at the clubbers this week?

If seeing the clubbers is alright wit ye, here are the clubbers

How gross is the relationship you’re in?

Ew bet you share a toothbrush

The style disasters you experienced as a teenage guy in the mid-2000s

Your skinny jeans could never be low enough

What you call your other half and what it says about you


You can only pass this quiz if you went to a slightly dodgy state school

Bundles only took place at the dodgiest of comps

Speaking to journalists about their monotonous days working at the Daily Mail

And that includes Christmas and New Year

I don’t want no clubs, clubbers of the week can’t get no love from me

Hangin out the passenger side of their Uber rides tryin to holla at me

We can tell where you’re from based on your British boozing habits

It’s your round mate go on get the beers in

What your course looks like, according to everyone else

Obviously the History student is wearing a turtleneck

We could have had it aaaaaallllll, clubbers of the weeeeeeeeek

Hello, it’s me, I was wondering if you’d like to see the clubbers of the week?