Una Dabiero
Una Dabiero

Una is the youngest babe, but what she lacks in years lived she makes up for in extensive knowledge of every lip product Kylie Jenner has ever worn. She's dedicated, dogged, and psychotic in the sense that she's forcing us to include a line about how she would die for the Hadid sisters. "NOT figuratively, I mean it literally," she emphasizes. We love her even though she eats her bagels plain. Feel free to send her hate mail about it.

Here’s what historic vine you are based on your star sign

Cancer, this is why we all make fun of you

How did every single school have a horse girl?

You know exactly who I’m talking about

Myspace-style photos are invading your Instagram, and there’s no stopping them. Here’s how to get the look

Bring on the 3D effects and stickers

This woman who used a dildo to measure the snow is a modern-day hero

As Plato once said, ‘Necessity is the mother of invention’

Millie Bobby Brown’s social media relationship with her boyfriend will have you flashing back to AIM

She’s TOYING with him

We don’t need a Jonas Brother reunion — Kevin needs a Jonas Brother reunion

We must save him from making shitty sponsored content

No, Kylie isn’t ‘trolling’ us by hiding her rumored pregnancy — you guys are just evil

And Kris isn’t trolling us either, thanks!

Every single thought you have when your period is exactly one day and 13 hours late

‘Guess I need to start planning my pregnancy shoot’

We’re living in a post-Bachelor world — so why the hell is it still on the air?

From ratings to public opinion to the contestants themselves, the show is on the way out

‘That’s what happened to me’: We all know someone who’s had a date like Grace’s

‘It’s heartbreaking because I’ve been there’

The pop culture moments turning 10 in 2018 will have you feeling old AF

There’s no way ‘You Belong With Me’ is 10 years old

Everything Kylie Jenner is doing instead of revealing her pregnancy in Kim’s ’25 Days of Christmas’

‘Blocking then unblocking then reblocking Tyga’

New Year’s resolutions you can actually achieve in 2018 without sweating or dieting or really making any major changes

Like listening to more Ariana Grande

QUIZ: We know what you’re doing on New Years based on your Netflix account

I’m getting trashed for as cheap as possible

Jesus was an Aries, and I have proof

Just don’t tell your fucking insufferable Aries friends

This horoscope will tell you all about your holiday hookup

Let’s all cry for Cancer

Having Sophia the Robot as supreme overlord of our Earth would still be better than having Trump as President

Sophia 2020, bitches!

These group sex stories will leave you grabbing a water bottle – and maybe your Bible?

‘I told him I wanted double penetration for my birthday’

QUIZ: Build a Hallmark Christmas movie and we’ll tell you which daddy to bring home for the holidays

Give me Mark Ruffalo or give me death

I’m so sorry to ruin your day, but Bloody Marys are trash and you’re trash if you drink them

It’s time for an intervention