Sammy Tempo
Sammy Tempo

20 Essex/York If you're not laughing you're not living. Ignore everything I say.

York’s most eligible bachelorette: Heat Four

This is your last chance to send two bachelorettes through to the semi-finals

Look around the room, I bet you there’s a boy wearing a cap

In libraries, in lectures and even in nightclubs

York’s most eligible bachelorette: Heat One

Who run the world?

Lecturer tells student ‘You’re not Donald Trump’ in essay feedback

Is this really what we’re paying £9,000 a year for?

York’s new Agony Uncle answers your burning questions

Help me to help you

York’s most eligible bachelor: Heat Two

The One With All The Economists (and one guy doing interactive media?)

St. Anthony’s college has mould so bad that students are moving out

‘All this is an impediment to my academic progress and performance’

An ode to boys who line up empty bottles in their halls’ window

His whole identity screams ‘LOOK HOW MUCH FUN I’M HAVING’

Uber is launching in York today

They’ll be cheaper than other taxis

How to make friends in Freshers’ Week, by someone who has loads of them

If you were asking, I’ve got 2,000

Things you’ll only get if you’re a southerner who goes to uni in the North

‘Are you taking Sally up the snicket Dave?’

Working at Sports Direct is as awful as it sounds

My store has had no air con since I started there three years go

Sussex has retained its position in the top 200 in this year’s world university rankings

Brighton didn’t even feature

Reading has fallen 19 places in this year’s world university rankings

Oops

Liverpool once again narrowly misses out on top 150 place in world university rankings

How did Cardiff beat us though???

Southampton maintains top 90 place in world university rankings

We beat Bath and Exeter by almost 70 places

Nottingham in top 75 places in the world university rankings

We beat local rivals Birmingham and Sheffield by almost ten places

King’s ranked just outside of the top 20 universities in the world

We were squeezed out of the top 20 by Edinburgh

Oxford maintains its foothold in the top 10 universities in the world

We narrowly missed out to Cambridge

York plummets almost 25 places in world university rankings

But at least we still beat Lancaster eh

LSE ranked in the top 40 universities in the world

We lost out to our main London rivals