FML: UMass edition

We’ve all face planted because UMass doesn’t plow

If 2016 presidential candidates were UMass residential areas

Who would you vote for?

So you think you might get a bicycle

Everyone hates bike riders, until you become one

EXCLUSIVE: The ‘drunkest kid of all time’ speaks out

And he’s got a lot to say

Living on ‘the hill’

It’s essentially the Canada of UMass

Rae Sremmurd came to UMass for Halloween

And we may have figured out how to pronounce their name

HackUMass hosts third annual hackathon

‘Hack UMass is not just about building a hack, it’s an experience with a bunch of different people from different backgrounds’

The best places to poop on campus

To poop or not to poop

The first time you get sick at college

And you thought you were an adult

How to tell if you’re a Central hipster

Hipsters will never admit they are hipsters

Things everyone at UMass is bored of hearing

It’s not easy being the best

The definitive guide to using party drugs and not dying

If you’re gonna do ’em, might as well stay alive

ESPN sports journalist discusses social media and suicide at UMass


Subbastyle: The many outfits of Chancellor Subbaswamy

Every day is Maroon Monday for our trendsetting chief

I came to UMass from the UK and it’s you guys who are weird

‘I’m not weird, I’m just British’

Why does UMass WiFi suck SO MUCH?

Basically no one knows

What do you think of the defunding of Planned Parenthood?

‘Because if the government won’t, who will protect the women of this country? Donald Trump?’

A traveling group of bigots stood outside the Student Union to save our souls

‘When you stand before him all of your thoughts, words, and action will be on display for your God to see’