Also known as: How to lose a girl in 100 days
And so is everybody else
Try again when you’re more interesting
‘I wish I never reported my assault’
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Hint: It’s not Computer Science
You can now give your dick appointments the eggplant emojis they deserve
Save it for Coachella, damn
No, I’ve never heard of ‘Marcia Zuckerberg’
Racing to shame themselves before somebody else does?
At least I can blame being moody on my birthday
It’s a slippery, slippery slope
It would never happen the other way
From pushing friends out to fucking creeps
You’ll have a lot of spare time on your hands
This is why I cut it all off last time
Caroline Phinney
Harry Shukman
Eleni Mitzali