Being on top is a fate worse than death, and it’s time we all just admit it
Amanda RossWhy do you have to ruin the sex session, ugh
If you have the same bitmoji as me, I swear to god I will sue you
Una DabieroShe belongs to me, do you understand?
So the latest lipstick trend is to stick toilet paper to your lips and I’m ready for the aliens to take me now
I’m just so tired
Nicki Minaj says she’s ‘celibate’ because she ‘hates men’ and like, fair
She might make an exception for Nas, though, which I also agree with
Caroline Phinney
Eleni Mitzali
