Being on top is a fate worse than death, and it’s time we all just admit it
Why do you have to ruin the sex session, ugh
If you have the same bitmoji as me, I swear to god I will sue you
She belongs to me, do you understand?
Now that Miley has her shit together, let’s see what her boyfriends from ‘Hannah Montana’ are doing
It’s all pretty tragic tbh
QUIZ: Should you send him a nude?
Works every time
FYI, all your Webkinz are dead
So the latest lipstick trend is to stick toilet paper to your lips and I’m ready for the aliens to take me now
I’m just so tired
Nicki Minaj says she’s ‘celibate’ because she ‘hates men’ and like, fair
She might make an exception for Nas, though, which I also agree with